Reblogged kitsu-katsu
Jacek Yerka,ย Eruptionย
i like tumblr because occasionally iโll be recommended a 12 year old post that depicts something so absolutely my shit that it makes me believe in art again
Reblogged prigorie
coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customerโs water
me: Iโm king of busy rn
coworker: no really just come here
the ph test:
my honest reaction:
I dont k ow what OP is testing for or what most of the table says but whatever water they've sampled it has the same PH levels as seawater and there's enough mineral content for stalagmites to form inside the sample container. If line 2 is nitrates- the stuff produced by dead junk- then there's enough of it to make them sick.
So like. Whatever this is, and I hope to God it isn't someone's tap water, then as far as my untrained brain can tell, it is reading as a sample pulled from an unfiltered saltwater fish tank that someone filled with street gravel and didn't clean for a month.
Or like. The groundwater well behind an abandoned farm house in Missouri that hasn't been touched since 1953, possibly after a raccoon fell inside it
This is the kind of water you'd read about in an old dead British guy's expedition journal in an entry dated two days before the entire party died of dysentery
IT GETS WORSE
OH MY SWEET CHRIST
Reblogged tu-me-non-vides
Made the worst brownies ever created just now
Chat where did I go wrong
the reviews are in
Reblogged prigorie
I wonder if Neilโs owner/s know about how we celebrate the date of that photo
Neil himself is long gone from this world, and yet every April 13th this group of internet strangers come together to celebrate him and his act of banging out the tunes. Like an entire holiday, all for this little guy
Cause I think itโs pretty beautiful if you wanna get all sentimental and sappy
Reblogged prigorie
[Transcript: Look, Penelope. Look. There is nobody out here. Nobody. Do you see that? Do you see that? Look- Look over here. Thereโs nobody. Look over here. Thereโs nobody! There is nobody out here. End transcript.]
Reblogged prigorie
Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.
pov: youโve been transported to the 17th century
#in the article it says that the sailboat sailors were concerned because they could not be towed quickly because of the kind of boat#so they asked Gรถtheborg what type of ship they were and warned that they would not be able to go above a certain speed#and gรถtheborg went ' we are also a sailboat. 50 meters length. no worries :) '#and the poor sailboat sailors were just like ' That's not possible. they have to be messing with us' and then the ship Rolled Up (via bunjywunjy)
I'm crying. Here's a photo of a sailor from the Gรถtheborg watching over the little sailboat in tow:
From the story:
We repeatedly emphasized that we were aboard a small 8-meter sailboat, but the response was the same each time: "We are a 50-meter three-masted sailboat, and we offer our assistance in towing you to Paimpol." We were perplexed by the size difference between our two boats, as we feared being towed by a boat that was too large and at too fast a speed that could damage our boat. The arrival of the Gรถtheborg on the scene was rapid and surprising, as we did not expect to see a merchant ship from the East India Company of the XVIII century. This moment was very strange, and we wondered if we were dreaming. Where were we? What time period was it? The Gรถtheborg approached very close to us to throw the line and pass a large rope. The mooring went well, and our destinies were linked for very long hours, during which we shared the same radio frequency to communicate with each other. The crew of the Gรถtheborg showed great professionalism and kindness towards us. They adapted their speed to the size of our boat and the weather conditions. We felt accompanied by very professional sailors. Every hour, the officer on duty of the Gรถtheborg called us to ensure everything was going well.[...] This adventure, very real, was an incredible experience for us. We were extremely lucky to cross paths with the Gรถtheborg by chance and especially to meet such a caring crew. Dear commander and crew of the Gรถtheborg, your kindness, and generosity have shown that your ship is much more than just a boat. It embodies the noblest values of the sea, and we are honored to have had the chance to cross your path and benefit from your help.
"Our destinies were linked for very long hours" is just knocking me out.
Reblogged pumakaji64
I hope you donโt mind, but I slowed the gif down because that is a FANTASTIC move.
this is the kind of shit that gets described as โquickly disarmed himโ in writing and truly doesnโt do it justice
