reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

Kate Denali⚡️

I'm sorry, but all I can focus on is the fact Eleazar's face got swapped out. Like whut. 😭

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

this callout is completely deserved

For someone like me, who loves to be prepared, this sounds like a nightmare.

DO YOU SEE THE VISION

okay, for a second just forget team Jacob or team Edward…

this question must be settled.

quite possibly most hilariously vile thing to put in a rejection letter. thank god i dont care about this school bc this is so fucking funny

we thought it was awesome how you thought you were good enough #BYE

Her eyes are so pretty, I could write a whole essay about them.

Yet another pretty piece of lady dimitrescu, comments are really appreciated if you can ❤️❤️

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before