I'm a troubleshooter.

I found the greatest reaction set:

@cousin-possum-kc you get back here and share with the class

Obligatory new pinned post.

need need need need everyone to see this graph i just encountered

military men are insane. any distance is sexual range if you're creative enough.

I think the chart is about how the further away a target is, the easier it is to get a soldier to kill them. Like, a drone pilot will drop bombs where-ever you tell them to because they can't see who will die as a result, but it's really hard to convince someone to murder the person they're having sex with.

gimme sammich

gib bagul

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like 

Always reblog Gib Bagul

people posting on twitter about how badly they want Brie Larson to suck their dick: regressive, uncool, abusive, sad

people posting on twitter about how badly they want Brie Larson to peg them: progressive, funny, relatable

you did it! you broke top/bottom discourse down to its essential components!

god I don’t remember who but I remember someone at some point commenting that the reason half-joking celebrity thirst comments tended to be like “I want X to sit on my face/rail me/step on me/etc.” was because that sort of comment was interpreted as creepy or predatory unless the sex act was coded as submissive and framed the other party as the agent, and that was one of those things that really Made Me Think, as they say

it’s👏still👏demanding👏unpaid👏sexual👏labour

Somehow I suspect “I would like to pay Brie Larson a fair, liveable wage in exchange for sex” might also come off as somewhat unenlightened

that’s a good point: if she is paying you then you know it’s something she’s actually enthusiastic about.

I want [celebrity] to pay me to rail them?

we did it! we invented topping from the bottom!

Who’s in Baltimore and can spare some pussy

Lmfaooooooooooo this site is wild

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I know I absolutely promised no April Fools stuff, but the Library and Archives of Canada announced their major acquisition of the declassified journals and military records of Canadian supersoldier James “Logan” Howlett and I think it’s the best thing I’ve seen all week.

April 1, 2016 – Gatineau, Quebec – Library and Archives Canada (LAC)

Library and Archives Canada (LAC) acquires the declassified journals and military records of Canadian supersoldier James “Logan” Howlett.

Logan was born in 1882 in Cold Lake, Alberta, Canada, to wealthy landowner Elizabeth Howlett and her grounds-keeper Thomas Logan.

Logan’s journals provide valuable insight into his early life in Canada, including work as a miner in a British Columbia stone quarry, a fur trader for the Hudson’s Bay Company, and a homesteader in the Canadian Rockies. His military career spanned multiple conflicts, making his personnel records an unprecedented study in Canadian military history. Logan was gravely wounded in action many times, and gained a reputation as a gritty survivor.

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THEY’RE ING THE CAT!!!!!

This shit happens in my neighborhood everyday and I’m tired of it

[image: somebody's rear car window stickers read, "opposite words: always coming from take me down"]

i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

tattoos i mean. i’m not like, taking a couple of invertebrates out on the town

why not

@chthonicillness life could be a dream

It’s spring!

i hate fun

april fools !!! look at these elephant watering cans

you fill it up with water. it’s an elephant. water. elephant. water FOR elephants? water for elephants.