Im skating around walmart drinking tea (i have rollerskate shoes)
People are looking @ me weird cuz they cant comprehend that i aint walking
Its great
It might be important to note that yes i may be good @ skating but i never learned how to stop
This can only end well
A kid just pointed @ me Nd went "what the heck??"
I think ive won the creature contest today
(Also havent crashed yet mission sucsess [how tf do you spell success???])
SCREAMING?????
goddamn it
I know nothing of Ao3, what does this mean
Thanks for the tag Sushi!
That’s a really good one actually. It’s just cute little domestic interactions (usually between married couples).
Ya know what? I’m not mad at it.
I, the girl who is part of way too many fandoms, hereby summon my army of mutuals to heed my call and inform me what their ao3 tag is! @sushis-mylifeee @ivys-garden @thekingofworems @the-stars-are-ineffable @bippityboppityouch @kingofdandelions @aeolianmusic @nyx-of-darkness-1620 @aaronofithaca05 @livelaughlovechai @ik-kudi-da-khwab @shellywith2ls @theghostnamedspecter @ponkssponk @rubbercrowy @imobsessedwiththeatre @donutsalami @my-castles-crumbling and anyone else who sees this and wants to join in!
I shall answer your call @twomanyfandomshelp! 🫡😁
This was really fun! Thanks for the tag!
Now I shall summon @the-decapod @that-lesbian-gurl @some-horse-gurl @aaronofithaca05 @jarondont and anyone else who’d like to join!
thx for the tag jay!
HELP 😭
no pressure tags: @aaronofithaca05 @lyculuscaelus @fangirlofallthefanthings @simugeuge @clearcloudlesssky @cdailaincao @rhysdoesstuff @the-ascendant-doodler and the (many) people i forgot + anyone else!
Thanks for the tag, Titi!
Ah. Accurate.
Tags: @aaronofithaca05 @fangirlofallthefanthings and anyone else who’d like to join!
How dare it call me out like this.
@dootznbootz @mydnyteraven @cygniavenue @perroulisses @iroissleepdeprived @nikoisme @scoopac @jarondont and anyone else who wants to jump in! No pressure of course <3
I hate myself so so so much
@aaronofithaca05 @may-be-made-of-arsenic @orchestrated-haunting is been a long time since i made one of these I'm sorry
This feels like it's calling me out but I don't know for what.
Im gonna just look at alll the angst Ive ever wrote and laugh at this.
pfffft
@foxymc @arcane-strangeness idk if any of my other moots read fanfiction but if you guys see this post feel free to join!!
Hell yeah
Tagging @haze-of-hyperfixations @uncoolenby and @shychick-52
thanks for the tag! :)
(i restarted it like three times because i kept wanting to change my answers, but i think my final result's pretty accurate)
tagging @ashclouds366 :)
that's fair jkfmvkgkfm
Correct.
Idk if thats accurate or not but ill take it :D
i wanna make a tagging game post so um you are teleported to a japanese sega arcade and your 7th image is your protector and tour guide mine is:
fanny again? lol
My 7th image is myself, and I am NOT posting that here.
I'm sure it'll be fine.
My redraw of Alastor. I'm doomed.
I’m cooked 😰
Is it Izuku or is he just permanently stuck in this moment while giving me the tour-
it’s been driving me crazy all day today because i just knew that today was somebody’s birthday (july 19). like i’ve texted several family and friends asking who’s birthday it was because in my heart i knew july 19 was somebody important’s birthday.
just realized who’s birthday it is.
it’s tim drake’s birthday.
i subconsciously equated tim drake’s birthday as important as a family member’s birthday and ya know what i was right happy birthday tim drake
HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST BOY
Tim Drake has been kidnapped 235 times in his life so far.
The first time was when he was 4. He was held in warehouse for 6 days before the thugs who took him realized that they wouldn’t be able to get ahold of his parents no matter how many times they called. They wouldn’t pick up calls even from the kids own phone. They fed him a nice warm meal, and dropped him back off at his door with several full Tupperware containers, and new contacts in his phone.
At least once every few weeks since that day, Tim would find himself being picked up in an unmarked van and taken to an undisclosed location, and upon arrival, he would be seated at a large table where he would eat his fill of home cooked meals with a large family of thugs and goons.
Red Hood is going over the details of his latest operation. His crew is milling about doing busy work, and doing their best to keep out of his way while he’s in his Planning Mood.
He looks up and sees one of his guys grabbing some keys and heading towards the door.
“Hey, where do you think you’re going? We’ve still got shit to do here.”
“Oh, sorry boss! I’m just heading out to kidnap the kid! I’ll be back in like 20.”
Hood can’t even begin to wrap his head around that before someone else pipes up.
“Ah, make sure you go pick up Nico from his apartment, too. Nobody can ever get his Nonna’s meatballs right.”
“Alright, make that 30.”
“No, hold the fuck up! I didn’t authorize this shit, and you know we don’t fuck with kids!”
He must have been zapped into another dimension because why the fuck is everyone looking at him like he’s the weird one.
“Don’t be like that, boss. It’s our turn to take in the Drake kid. We can’t push it onto Morello’s crew because one of his boys got the flu real bad, and we can’t let little Timmy get sick with no one home to take care of him!”
“WHAT THE FUCK?!”
how crazy do you think the AO3 authours notes are in gotham?
"Joker killed my grandma with a reindeer whilst playing 'grandma got run over by a reindeer' and i don't think i can continue to write this JokerBat fic anymore guys sorry :/ it just feels disrespectful."
“Look, I get if Batman/Clark Kent isn’t your cup of tea, but the guy writes more about Batman than anyone else outside of Gotham. There’s got to be a reason, is all I’m saying.”
“And here I am, jumping on the Batman/Bruce Wayne train like the rest of our beloved hellhole. Anyway, if you’re not from Gotham you can keep your criticisms to yourself or I will not be held responsible for the bloodshed that will occur should you insult our beloved sunshine child and his goth sugar baby. You don’t know them like we do.”
“Hey, sorry I haven’t updated in awhile. I died and then got caught up in this whole my-father-didn’t-avenge-me angst thing. Which was completely justified in my opinion. Anyway…”
“Let’s be honest, this entire series is dedicated to the fact that Red Hood could crush any of us with his thighs and we’d say thank you.”
“I just read a fic shipping Nightwing/Superman and I mean, come on. The author is clearly not from Gotham but I can never unsee that and I think I should be entitled to financial compensation.”
“Sorry it’s been awhile, I just got a new job! With the Best Boss™️ (if you know, you know). Also, my boss said he’d give a hundred bucks if I wrote a Batman bashing fic? Thoughts? Ngl I don’t think it’d even be that hard.”
“‘WHy aRE yoU WriTIng ABouT FakE SupERheROes WHen THe rEAl oNEs aRE riGHt tHEre?’ Uh, because it’s Gotham and they’re all a disaster? And also because I don’t want to be haunted by the venegeful spirits of robins past idk. Thinking of doing a crossover though. Batman in the Avengers? Thoughts?”
“I just want my husband Nightwing to be happy, is that too much to ask?”
“I came across Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy on my way home from school today and will now be hyperfixating on that ship, thanks.”
“Leave me and my 235k word fic of Prince!Bruce/Knight!Batman alone you Metropolis and Superman-loving traitors. This is not for you.”
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
I love y'all no matter how you dress, how you love, who you love, or what you go by!
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Y'all exist on this planet, therefore you deserve love.
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Have a good month and remember to eat bread!!
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Thanks for the tag to do this picrew @backgroundagent3
Thank you, this is so cute!
Thank you for the tag Pookie
Thanks for the tag!
i do love the idea of the wayne kids giving bernard shovel talks about taking care of tim and all that but also give me batfam who are just as protective of bernard as they are of each other.
give me bernard, attending his first wayne gala as tim's significant other. having a suit custom tailored and funded by bruce even if bernard insists it's not necessary because he already has one. arriving at the gala anxious because of course he is, it's a goddamn socialite event, but being protected from every side by the wayne kids even when tim is dragged away.
Socialite: Oh, and who might you be?
Bernard: Oh, um, hi. I'm Bernard Dowd, nice to meet you.
Socialite: Dowd? I've never heard of your family before. Who...?
Bernard: I'm not here with my family, miss, I'm here with my boyfriend.
Socialite: ... Boyfriend?
Bernard: Yeah, I'm here with Tim.
Socialite, frowning: Tim... as in Drake-Wayne? He has a boyfriend?
Dick, coming up next to Bernard: He sure does! Bernard here is practically one of ours now, aren't you? He matters to Timmy, so he matters to us.
Bernard: Dick—
Dick: C'mon, let's get you back to Timmy. Farewell, Mrs!
Bernard: I could've handled that.
Dick: All the rules that apply to my siblings during galas apply to you too. I'm sure you could've, but you shouldn't have to. I've got your back too, now, yeah?
Bernard: ... Yeah. Thanks, Dick.
Jason, coming up to Bernard at the bar: Not to freak you out, kid, but there's a guy starin' at ya from the other side of the bar. Y'know him or should I encourage him to look away?
Bernard, startled: Huh? (looks around) Oh. No, I don't know him. Why... is he looking at me like that, actually?
Jason, scowling: 'S just how the slimy fuckers at these events are. Can't keep their eyes off anything that's small, young or pretty. Disgusting. I'll deal with him— where's your annoying other half gone, inferior blondie?
Bernard: Tim? He got pulled away for quote; 'something important' by some lady. He said he'll meet me here after he's done, so I've been waiting.
Jason: Huh. If I see him I'll point him yer way. Hey, don't be 'fraid to ask any of us questions or for help if ya need it. We know the best how daunting this shit can be.
Bernard, genuinely touched: ... Thanks, Jason.
Jason: Yeah, yeah. Don't tell Timmers I said that, though, he'll call me a loser.
Bernard, laughing: I won't.
Bernard, being talked to by several people at once and a bit overwhelmed by the attention: Uh— I'm—
Damian, stepping between him and the socialites: Dowd. I require your assistance.
Bernard: Um— hi, Damian— with what?
Damian: You will see when we get there. Follow me, Drake's more tolerable half.
Bernard: Okay... so what do you need from me?
Damian: Nothing. You seemed to dislike the attention from all of the nosy adults over there. It was the most efficient way of extracting you from the situation.
Bernard: Oh. Thanks, Damian.
Damian: Tt, don't thank me yet, Dowd. I am still criticising your choice in romantic partners.
Bernard: Didn't you threaten me with a katana to not dampen Tim's mood in any way shape or form?
Damian: Slander. I said quote 'if you make Drake more annoying by breaking his heart I'm going to maim you.' I don't see how you got the message you did from that.
Bernard, grinning: Sure, Damian. Sure.
I was thinking about how Tim, growing up alone, probably played a lot of board games by himself. One particular game that he probably played was candy land, since although it’s a multiplayer game you can in fact play it by yourself.
I can’t write, but if someone could write this concept I would cry tears of joy:
Tim was obsessed with Candyland growing up, he’d modify it to conform to his hyper-fixation of the year, the whole nine-yards. He played the game until looking at the box made him physically sick.
One day, when cleaning out his closet or smth, he stumbles upon his favorite modification of Candyland, The Batman™ Limited Edition version. Immediately hit with nostalgia, Tim starts playing.
By himself, of course.
Jason walks in, sees Tim playing fucking Candyland by himself, and immediately questions him because what the fuck replacement, why are you playing Candyland by yourself????
Tim tells Jason that he’s only ever played it by himself, which Jason will not stand for.
long story short, Tim gets new memories to assosicate Candyland with (˚˘˚)
