*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

Being presented these two choices right next to each other makes me feel like I'm a character in a Jack Chick Tract or something.

ALERT ⚠️

THERE IS A DANGEROUSLY HIGH CHANCE OF SOMEONE PUTTING YOU IN A PILE OF SOFT WARM BLANKETS ALONG WITH LOTS OF SOFT FLUFFY KITTENS IT IS ADVISED FOR YOU TO HIDE IMMEDIATELY AND STAY CALM DO NOT FALL FOR THEIR TRAP UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!

@crystalmagpie447 @sneeblbop @bigsillyyy @pointyfruit @mainmoenmomentmaybe @starriegalaxy @ad4m-bit-th3apple @itsahotminuteinbetween @way2gosuperrstarr @bluerasbunny @ryobitheaxololt @baby-bloos @cavefairy @fyrerainy @ihearnocomplaints

you all shall be put in warm blankets >:3 /silly

I've been swaddled!

@willinglystupid @indiedragondev @kaiju-naut @penguins-dragons

@drcloudtheclown @luckyyyduckyyy

OUGH! IVE BEEN COZY'D!!!

@perniciousprophet @pixelrewind @rat-detector @starcrossedwires

couzy attack!!!!!!!

@ioylx @trans9000 @tworattuesday @vitrines @enonymous-p

can you take my white ass to funkytown

nope. torture city again

come on

rose and jake friendship where jake vents to rose about all his issues in extensive detail and she diagnoses him with mental disorders with like 15% accuracy and he always immediately believes her no matter what

prev yes exactly u get it

FOR DECADES, MANKIND HAS SHARED ONE UNIVERSAL DESIRE, ONE UNIFIED GOAL: TO SIMPLY GET A BITE TO EAT

... HEAVEN OR HELL. LETS ROCK

String identified: CA, A A A A , GA: T GT A T T AT … A . T C

Closest match: Nyctalus leisleri genome assembly, chromosome: 8 Common name: Lesser Noctule

(image source)

me checking the bottoms of very expensive ceramic plant pots for drainage

Sigourney Weaver to a bunch of children in the desert

me at a mountain designed by Junji Ito

First appointment to discuss bottom surgery

bugs when kids put them in tupperware

when you get lost inside the dress in the dressing room of the department store

An also. .sexb

saw this on a craigslist ad for baby goats

crab uber

!!!!!

where is any higher quality version of this image

can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves

String identified: aattgttgtcattatcattgattttgcattatgtcc

Closest match: fucking badass werewolf Common name: hell yeahhhh

my evil yuri. my evil yuri that fucking sucks

@officialreigenfacts reigen, how do you do it?

Hah? Oh, the rasengan?

It’s all about chakra control and rotation. Please be mindful of it

Ah… that’s not quite what I meant.  To specify- how are you so ugly?

i think trans people need more fun stereotypes. so many groups get at least one that is like, offensive but also kinda baffling, like "gays walk fast" or "germans are obsessed with efficiency." all we get are like "evil sex predator" shit

we need to convince transphobes that trans women love to fish. so much that we will destroy our lives to go fishing. we will lose our jobs for the sake of a good reel. this is not based on anything but i think it would be funny

when i leave my family reunion i want my slightly shitty uncle to turn to me and go "hey, see ya by the riverbank," with a wry laugh that makes me have to awkwardly chuckle in return. i think this would be a fun reality to live in for a few weeks before i get tired of it

this is everything to me. this is my light in the dark. This is why I am still alive. If you want to find your local trans scene. Check out the independent fish stores. I have been given a new main story objective

I want to be a woman

fish fear me

(this is a trans woman joke, any other gender identities feel free to add on your version. Actually hand over your version, put it in or else. Or don't. No pressure. But please do.)

List of Species Which Can Change Gender and Can Be Found In a Fish Store:

List of Species Which

Can Change Gender and Can Be

Found In a Fish Store:

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

yeah sure whatever