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unhinged hogwarts legacy nonsense & fanfics // she/her // usa // this blog is 18+

Hello! I’m glad you’re here!

Here, you'll mainly find Hogwarts Legacy shitposting (memes, incorrect quotes, musings and brainrot) and fanfiction (I do take requests, btw).

I'm really just here for some laughs, so if you feel the same, my inbox is always open. 🤍

⚠️ One thing: Some of my fanfiction features explicit smut, making my blog 18+. I do not write smut for characters who are minors.

🏳️‍🌈 One more thing: I strongly support the LGBTQIA+ community, so please know my blog and inbox are a safe space for all. The creator of Harry Potter may be a disgraceful wench, but we don't have to allow the fictional world she created to be filled with the same kind of hatred.

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Do y'all think Deek ever walked in on Sebastian and MC doing the deed in the Room of Requirement ? Like at least once. Like he snapped his fingers to apparate over to the potion tables and organize MC's vials and whatnot and BOOM. Someone's getting dicked down. Deek sees more human skin that day than he ever has in his entire life.

Literally think about this every time I write a Room of Requirement scene. I haven’t had the heart to write Deek into any of them because I’m not sure the poor guy could withstand the trauma.

Some Protector

Sebastian Sallow x F!Reader

Rating: Explicit/MDNI; all characters are adults Words: ~4,800 Tags: MDNI, smut, breakup and makeup, makeup sex, romance, light angst, angst with a happy ending

Summary: It's been six months since Sebastian Sallow ended your relationship, citing fear that your association to him could send you to Azkaban. When you're forced to reunite at your friends' wedding, you make it clear you need Sebastian more than you need his protection.

Notes: Just a little one-shot inspired by the song "Some Protector" by Role Model because the bridge has been stuck in my head for weeks. Split this into two parts, with the second part being a quick little dose of smut. Skip it if you want. All characters are adults.

Read on AO3 or below the cut.

Laundry Day

Sebastian Sallow x F!OC

Rating: Explicit/MDNI; all characters are adults Words: ~3,300 Tags: MDNI, smut, light dom/sub, semi-public sex, bathroom sex, third person POV

Summary: Sebastian Sallow's clothing continues to disappear from the laundry and he can't figure out why. Once he discovers the truth, he gets repayment for his missing wardrobe. A brief continuation of Death By A Thousand Freckles.

Notes: This is just a quick little random nonsense sequel to Death By A Thousand Freckles, though you don't necessarily need to read that first. Nothing too out of the ordinary, and now I'll return to writing inbox requests. ❤️

Read on AO3 or below the cut.

I feel like I've missed a lot of good work the past two weeks due to inactivity and my job being overwhelming, so please, feel free to tag me on all the cool HL stuff y'all have posted.

And if you've left requests in my inbox, I swear I've not abandoned you, I just haven't had much time to write. BUT it is Friday, the weather is improving where I live, I have Taco Bell, and most importantly, I have the afternoon off work to write.

Your blog and fics are amazing! So glad I found another HL lover!

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Oh hi! Thank you so, so much! Don't be a stranger and have the best weekend! 💖

What Are Friends For? | Part III

Sebastian Sallow x F!OC

Rating: Explicit/MDNI (smut, language); all characters are 18+ Chapter tags: smut, friends with benefits, friends to lovers, sexual tension, sex, oral sex, mild bondage, light dom/sub, 3rd person POV, happy ending

Notes: We've reached the end! Thank you to everyone who has read and followed along with this little series, and thank you to the kickass anon who requested it. I appreciate all of the feedback and am so grateful for all of you!

➡️ Read on AO3 or below the cut. ⬅️ Read Part 2

Anonymous asked:

Hi! I love your writing, it's so well written and just wonderful. Do you have any writing tips especially how to overcome writers block. I find that I have dozens of ideas but when it comes to putting them down – I can't seem to.

Any help is appreciated but please don't feel any pressure to answer!

Hi! Thank you for the kind words! I appreciate you taking time to read my work. 🙌🏼

As for combating writer’s block, I wish I had a reliable cure. I have WIPs that haven’t been updated in YEARS and it’s all because of writer’s block. I will say, I do tend to end up inspired when I watch a really good show or hear a really good song. Sometimes, I build playlists for a story and get inspired by those songs. Or, I'll even listen to a song and write something inspired by its lyrics, even if I don't plan on publishing it. It's good to simply write, even if it's not part of your WIP, just to get the creative wheels moving. Using writing prompts, like @creativepromptsforwriting, are great springboards for even just a few sentences.

It also helps to step away from a WIP if you aren’t in love with the writing. Take a few days or weeks (or apparently years, if you’re me) and return to it with a fresh perspective. And if you have a million ideas swimming in your head, don’t be afraid to write as much as you can for each one (even if it's just a snippet) and then take a break when you hit a wall. I have dozens of documents saved with just a few lines, bits of random dialogue, or bullet points. I used to think that habit was such a scatterbrained thing to do, but now, I’ll add to them bit by bit until the plot clicks and everything falls into place. Sometimes, I even end up identifying different ideas that work together and will combine them into a story.

But the best advice I’ve ever received from one of my former journalism professors was that you’ll never write as well as you read, so read often. ❤️

Now Abide These Three: Part 1

Pairing: Sebastian x Ominis x MC | Rating: NSFW🔥| AO3: Link | WC: 8.703 NOTE: FYI, this specific chapter is probably a very mild M for Mature; the worst we get is some heavy kissing and sexual language in the second half.

Chapter Summary: On the eve of graduation, Sebastian Sallow agrees to give himself completely to the two people he loves most, and to have them completely in return.

Tags: Throuple (M/M/F); romance; first time(s); loss of virginity; fluff & angst; explicit sexual content; switching; bisexual Ominis; bisexual Sebastian; switching; friends to lovers; some plot with porn

Important: All parties concerned are aged up to 18.

Song Recommendation: “Silhouette” by Aquilo

June 29, 1893

Sebastian turned in a slow circle, his head back and face tilted up toward the ivy-tangled dome that arched high above him. Light from some nebulous, magical source lit the back of thick, verdant leaves; dust motes danced through the air here and there like little flakes of gold. Together, they gave the room a warm-yet-fresh feel, like honey and mint.

“You mean to tell me that you’ve had this for the last three years and just now thought to tell us about it?” He lowered his head and gave his red-headed companion a stern look. “Really, Elowyn Cadogan, do Ominis and I know you at all?”

She had the decency to look a little sheepish.

But then Sebastian watched her characteristic stubbornness take hold as she put her hands on her hips and stared him down from over the back of a worn, yellow leather sofa. “The whole purpose of all this” - she lifted a hand and gestured to the stone floor, wooden arches, warm colors, and plush seats all around the three of them - “was for me to have a place for privacy and study, particularly in my first year here. It’s not as if you and Ominis haven’t had the Undercroft to your own selves this entire time.”

“This place smells much nicer than the Undercroft, I’ll give you that,” Ominis murmured, an almost playful half-smile tugging up one corner of his mouth.

He lifted his face up toward the light - Sebastian assumed that his friend could feel the warmth of it - and breathed in deep. “You have a lot of plants in here, don’t you, Ellie?”

“This place practically screams ‘Hufflepuff,’” Sebastian snorted before Ellie could respond. “All cozy…and warm…and nice.”

“And what’s wrong with ‘cozy, warm, and nice’?” Ellie sniffed. “If you want ‘gloomy underwater cavern,’ you can go back to your common room. Although,” she paused, and the sudden mischievousness in her turquoise-hued eyes made Sebastian wary, “if you want to complain about my cheery Hufflepuff decor, I just might have a room in here that’s more suitable to your tastes.” She giggled, and Sebastian narrowed his eyes at her. “I should warn you, though, it smells like a bog.”

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

I have a birthmark smack dab in between my eyebrows.

I like it when ppl play with my hair :)

I think I have adhd and also I really like coffee (:

all my moots. if you see this and are my moot, its the same as tagging you cuz theres a lot of you guys>>>

and anuone else ofc

I love the smell of books, ESPECIALLY old ones

Everyone :P

i have this mole on my ear and people often ask if it’s a second piercing cause it’s right where a second piercing might be

@/anyyyy

I’m a year round competitive swimmer. And when I say competitive I mean like 5 2 hour long practices a week that reach over 6,000 yards and waking up at 5:30 in the morning before school for strength training twice a week :)

I've been vegetarian since I was like 11 years old (not vegan for health reasons </3)

uhhhh when I close my hands my knuckles crack really loud

like every time

And uhhhhh my birthmark is a mole on my back

i have a (sort of) heart shaped birthmark on my leg and i've kept a diary on and off since december 2022

OMG THE LIL BIRTHMARK LORE IS SO COOL

I have bent pinkies, my middle name is Winter, and im in a play rn :p

Winter is such a pretty middle name

My parents are both vegetarians, so I was raised vegetarian and I’ve never actually had meat

i wear my watch on my right hand because my mom wears it that way and i just picked it up from her when i was a kid

I don't have a birthmark but my right arm is dotted with a few freckles which used to be prominent when I was a kid

i have never seen snow irl :')

I was always told Santa wasn't real so I never believed, but no one fucking believes me when I say I literally just never believed in Santa. "You don't have to be embarrassed you used to believe in Santa". Stfu

You really don't need to be ashamed of having believed in Santa tho, Melz, it's okay :33 (/silly /joking)

I have done a few theatre classes in my life, and I'd like to believe I do a good job in my own acts of silliness ;33

I believed in Santa til I was like 13, it was really concerning, it got to the point my YOUNGER sister was lying to me about Santa because she figured it out WAY before I did 😅

I have a few birthmarks, but my favorite is one that starts on the left side of my chest and kinda trails down my arm. It’s like splotchy and can be kinda hard to see in the summer when I’m tan, but it’s slightly more prominent in the winter.

Also, I don’t have any freckles on my face, but do have a few on my arms, chest, legs, etc.

Oh boy. When I was 14, I once, on purpose, wet myself a few feet outside our hotel floor on carpet. My dad took me and my siblings to San Antonio where the Alamo was. Our first trip was Schlitterbahn and during the drive back, we were drinking our beverages from our tall ass overpriced cup. My dad forgot the hotel key card in the car, so me and my siblings had to wait. And we all needed to pee.

I have a mark right under my left eye!! And one time I accidentally learned how to model characters in Roblox because I played a RP game in it for hours on end with that type of customization in it, still don't know how to use blender lol

@drawingcrunch @prollymad @hunstor and anyone else who wants to join because I am to lazy to tag like 20 pll lol

ooooooh fun lore time uhh ive almost went blind in my right eye about 3 times and i have 5 cats @hannibalfan15 @ed1eeee @r0tt1ng-bunn1ez

Omg prev I was born blind in my right eye that's mad aaaaaaand uhhhhh I'm a published poet :)

HI POOKIELICIOUS THANK YOU FOR THE TAG🫶

Uhhhhh I once kicked down a door when I was a child!!!!

Thank you for the tag! :]

My grandma used to play taylor swift's "look what you made me do" every day for an entire school year 💔 i like ts but noo

Thank you!

When I was in middle school, I almost drowned at pool birthday party, all because of a dare and me wanting to impress older kids.

Thanks for the tag!

Okay, so, fun fact about me. When I was in middle school, my science teacher refused to give us explanations on a project that honestly made no sense to us the first time she explained…

So, with my friends, I started a petition for her to ré-explain the project!

Summing up, we managed to make the project, but she startled to bully me… and she wasn’t even that great of a teacher, she said the Big Bang happened when a meteor fell on Earth XD

And my legacy was continued when years later the class of my best friends younger brother made a petition for her to get fired… yeah, it scalated.

Tagging

im currently drinking and eating noodoles

@jnephrite @donna-lotta @vvoidsmm @neilpxrry @aeonvy (the only ppl i talk to in here i fear)

uhhhh i only agreed to transfer to my country’s top school when i was 6 bc i saw it on TV and i thought if i pass the entrance exam id get to be in TV 😭😭😭

I have had three concussions, two of them while swimming backstroke.

I've fainted like four times. Dehydration mixed with stress, not good.

uhhh i have no idea who has been tagged sooo @starry-slithers @anomalyaly @stein0806 @heylorrain @whalesongsblog

and HCU GANG, whoever is on.

Thanks for the tag!

I was in science program in high school and still am a total science nerd. Especially everything related to space.

Oh thank you for the tag @stein0806 ❤️

When I write something, I go through the whole story in my head first. 1st person, like a whole ass theater play in my head where I'm the MC, with dialogue and all that stuff.

Thank you for tagging me @mrsluffy07 🥰

I have a cat who is named after my Hogwarts Legacy OC Erebus Gaunt!

My Ere-Bear does NOT believe in personal space and is constantly invading my bubble. lol. He’s a complete mama’s boy and I absolutely love it! He even calls for me by yelling “Mom” around the house!😂 He has also learned how to give me hugs and it’s the cutest thing! I adore him with all my heart.🥹🥰

Thank you @evaslytherpuff for the tag! Your kitty is ADORABLE!

I have ADHD and can hardly pay attention to anything for very long. When I was younger and still lived with my parents, I used to bake in the kitchen while we would watch shows or movies because I couldn't sit still - I needed to DO something while watching/listening.

One night, my mom and younger sister were watching the show House while I baked cookies. I have never been good with blood/medical issues. The episode featured a terrible accident, and I don't remember or like to think about it too much, but... someone was trapped in such a way that their leg needed to be amputated, but for some reason, anesthesia couldn't be used. House ends up using a bone saw while the woman screams in pain.

Something to know about me is that I have an insanely vivid imagination. Even though I was not watching it happen, I could hear it, and my mind conjured up a picture while I imagined the pain. I remember feeling strange, and then, suddenly, I woke up on the kitchen floor. I had fainted and hit my head so hard that I had bitten through the skin right under my lip and had a massive headache. I was so confused and out of it that when I was asked why I was on the floor, I said that I was petting the dog. Luckily, my sister was at the end of her college nursing program and thus was able to check my blood pressure and ensure I truly was okay.

The scar is almost impossible to see now that so many years have passed, but I can tell you that Sebastian Sallow and I both have a scar in the exact same spot. 🤭

No pressure tags (I'm trying to find people who haven't been tagged already!): @newdreamlove95, @leafler, @juneymont, @xxluna-rougexx, @kaidynsarell, @witchyafterdark, @elliecutte, @spookybriecheese, and anyone else interested!

Thank you for the tag @sunnyrealist ! 😊 I, too, have ADHD, a dislike for medical situations(real or fiction), and an overactive imagination.

To elaborate on this point, I have what is referred to as a vasovagal response when I have to get blood drawn(and sometimes when I get immunizations). I have piercings. I have quite a few tattoos. You would think I'd be used to needles but NOPE. If I have to get blood drawn, my body will freak out and will attempt to make itself pass out. I don't fear needles, don't really fear medical situations, but I sure as hell fear how this response makes me feel.

I've never actually passed out from it, but it does, in fact, feel like I'm about to die, like I have no bones in my body, and my head hurts some kinda fierce when it happens.

I shall tag the following people(with no pressure to respond): @saruman-the-stinky-69 @whizzing-fizzbee @butternutt613 @myokk @rambling-tam @bookie-bookdust and anyone else who wishes to participate(just tag me in your response so I can read it!)

Thanks for the tag, @spookybriecheese! I'm also part of the ADHD crew, and probably some other forms of neurodivergence. I only recently realized all of this about myself after working with individuals who were diagnosed with autism as adults.

As for some random bits of my lore: • I am a massive sports fan -- mostly football (both types) and baseball. • My dream job would be a standup comedian, though I am far too shy and introverted to ever consider it. • I have a Corgi who is an absolute gremlin.

I'm seeing like, all of my mutuals tagged here already, so if we're moots, consider this your tag to do this! <3

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