um *has fun*

Parker sketch

Yuweyawata Field Station

"is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺" i'll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i'll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other

Today's Seal Is: The Shrieking Banshee

It Begins

And the ultimate bloging begins

me when i remember that i can't obliterate people with chain lightning at any time for any reason

Hehe :)

I'm really not sure what compelled me to do this

everyone STOP having steady 9-5s and start being able to hang out with me at 2 am on a wednesday

Bearded vultures will see an iron oxide rich mud puddle and go 'is anyone going to bathe in that' and not wait for an answer

Me when I see an iron oxide rich mud puddle

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

you can move files around on your desktop using click and drag. try it now

this is so fuckign stressful

Do you want to see the oats I have in my pocket? Let me show you-

(oats blow away in the wind)

first one at the bay gar gets to fuck me

gay bar.

the bay gar:

Okay we neeeeeeddd to meet up and die