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Hi I'm Mist/Michelle! My blog is a wonderful mess of just anything that makes me laugh or just happy. At the moment that includes lots of cute animals, Critical Role, Leverage (and Redemption too!), and puns. So many puns. I yell in the tags a lot. Feel free to send or ask me anything! (she/they)

matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

from my sources adjacent to tumblr--from which i can spread rumors and insider information freely because i dont give a fuck about ever working in the tech sector--im hearing this round of firings was focused on purging the senior staff, and not just from support but from the entire remaining tumblr workforce. i'm hearing there are about 25 people left.

I get so pissed whenever a terf accuses me of "escaping" womanhood, because I *love* womanhood, I just don't love it for *me*

If I had such an antagonistic relationship with femininity, I would not be as happy as I am today.

If I fucking hated womanhood so much, I wouldn't find women among those who inspire me, much less among my circle of friends.

If I hated womanhood so much to "escape" it, I'd seek to punish it, yet transgender self-determination and bodily autonomy lift all boats to resist this patriarchal hellhole we currently find ourselves in.

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I key my code into the terminal and put my left little finger on the scanner. It beeps rejection.

"There was another data breach last night," the cashier says. "All prints compromised. You must use a backup print."

"Sorry about this," I say and bend down to untie my shoe.

"You're not the first."

How am I only just learning this!?

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IT WORKS

Is this new???? I've been wanting wildcard relationship search for YEARS 😍😍😍

My multishipping ass is about to go ham...

helpful info for those who need it

Explanation of what this does for anyone confused!

diet talk is so inexpressibly nonsensical the instant you know anything about "the human body" or "nutrition" or if you think about it for three seconds

"this is a great, low-calorie meal for meal prep!"

okay how do I explain this to you. "calories" is the part of food that makes it food. you actually need calories to stay alive. so "low-calorie" is the opposite of a selling point. kind of makes it sound like I'm going to be putting in a lot of time and effort just to not be nourished

"I then immediately ruined the nutrition of the broccoli by pouring cheese all over it, but, hey, I tried"

okay hang on tight because this is a tough one. I'm going to try to explain the concept of "addition" to you. so the broccoli has a certain amount of calories, vitamins, and other nutrients in it, right? and the cheese has a certain amount of calories, vitamins, and other nutrients in it. and when you add the cheese to the broccoli, well... the nutrition of the resulting food can be found by adding the contents of both of its components to each other. I hope this helps

People who actually know about nutrition tell you to eat cheese and butter with your vegetables, because each has unique vitamins and minerals and other nutrients that your body struggles or straight up cannot absorb without something the other has. When you eat only raw veg because it's "healthy," you're missing out on half its nutritive value because some of those nutrients require additional lipids or specific vitamins like vitamin A or D or E to be readily absorbed by your digestive tract and again to be used in different parts of your body. Dieting makes it so instead of just dumping out all your pieces in a pile and following the instructions you can build your flatpack shelf, it's like placing each component in a different place in your house, and the shelf never gets built because you got tired of waking every time you needed something, so there it sits until one day you decide it's garbage and throw it out. A little butter or olive oil and a quick stir fry turns your vegetables from expensive fiber supplements to bioavaliable nutrients. Have your berries with some cream or full-fat yogurt: it's literally healthier and more complete nutrition. Put plenty of dressing on your salad. Have a steak: you need the iron. Stop starving yourself in the name of health because that's not how that works.

Oh my god we need to bring back internet safety lessons in school because you should NOT be posting personal information and pictures of yourself as a "single teen" in a PUBLICLY ACCESSIBLE GROUP!!! I do not care if their rules say "over 18 will be banned" you are making yourself a giant flashing target for predators!!!

This is how you get groomed, guys. I hate to be blunt, but getting groomed fucking sucks so I'd rather be blunt than have someone go through that. Don't go on "single teen" forums. Ever.

even if it wasn't intended that way this is basically a pedophile honeypot, Jesus

I get that people want to make more friends (and/or find partners). But this is not the way to do it. Safety first.

And even with the whole "over 18 will be banned" you never know who's just gonna lie about their age and sneak in and groom people nonetheless

Right on, rhody. There's no way to know who created the group, either. Protect yourself by protecting your information (which is included but not limited to: your age, face, birthday, name, triggers/traumas, address, and school/town).

It doesn't matter who has their information online already. They're risking a lot more than they realize.

I hate Nintendo Switch Online. I hate the lack of optimization. I hate the expensive subscription service. I hate the lack of games. I hate the limited time releases. I hate that it's never gonna have the level of content that the Wii virtual console had. I hate what capitalism has done to gaming.

This collection includes: All the GBA, GB and GBC games currently available on the Switch!!

+ And a few extra bonus!! Mostly from the same series'seses

They're all ready to be played in HD on PC. Just drag and drop the files on the included program

Target audience right here!! The joy of gaming and sharing it with others is the reason i post and i made this blog. Enjoy the Kirbyses very much, and do remember to support the official release whenever possible

it works and its good!

Of course it's good and it works! I made it

And if I care about anything, that's the GBA games

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

where’s your fucking whimsy, jackass? your compassion? is it only irony and judgement 24/7 for you? booooo

Friendly reminder that you should

  • Write that fic
  • Draw your OC
  • Redesign that blorbo
  • Plan that comic how you want
  • Create the content you want to see
  • Be cringe
  • Be free

The only thing that matters is you having fun! Not what others think!

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