i-dont-hear-your-bullshit

He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

I'm sorry this was too good of a mental image I had to draw it

The jellies can have some too when I figure out how in the world you bottle feed them

Sometimes you gotta get down to brass tacks

Art in the Age of Digital Puritanism (2022) by Iness Rychlik The artist reposted it in 2024 "because it feels relevant in social media today".

the summoning

yeah.

#autism to autism miscommunication

adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

just wanted to share these executive dysfunction comics i am so sorry to whoever drew them these have been saved on my phone for like 6 years

I think it should be illegal to be a therapist if you're catholic

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

A friend of ours worked in a movie theater.  One night, a rowdy little boy decided to kick over all the stands that held up the red velvet cords.

After several attempt to stop him, she finally declared, “If you keep kicking those over, your leg will fall off!”

No sooner had she said this than she looked up and was mortified to notice a man standing on a pair of crutches with one leg.

Before she could apologize, he looked down at the boy and sighed, “I used to love to kick those.”

The kid ran away.

Evidently the “amputees are the FUNNIEST motherfuckers” thing extends to their parents as well.

After my stepdad had his first leg amputated, his favorite shirt to wear was one that said “it’s official I’m on my last leg”

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

62 8

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

no it’s worse. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

been thinking about this for the past half hour.

the comment section is a joke but i got nothing

jermont???

Jyoming is pissing and crying 

noooo not mboy jarkansas

wtf not johio⁉️☹️

Jebraska is dying

Jalifornia 😭😭😭😭

she can't be talking about my brother joklahoma

Okay i do have the actual answer she gives but i promise it will only make you more angry, she pronounces Oregan very wrong to rhyme with Jordan

For those who don't know, Otter is quite hearing impaired or deaf, so his noises are extra loud.

The one where he hugs his little face and whimpers ruined me.

Some kind of cricket or cicada

day 14 - leviathan

are we brothers? do you remember me?

Tumblr is so funny because you can make a post like "hey do not mix bleach and vinegar in your cleaning, you'll make chlorine gas and you do not want to make chlorine gas. It is dangerous to mix these two specific chemicals together", and the comments are like

"Um vinegar isn't dangerous?? My mom cleans things with vinegar all the time and we have never had lung issues. White people are insane." (<- does not use bleach, missing the point)

"OH MY GOD BLEACH IS CHLORINE GAS? NOBODY EVER TOLD ME I'VE BEEN CLEANING WITH BLEACH MY WHOLE LIFE, I WILL DIE." (<- has literally never used vinegar in cleaning, and never mixed the two, missing the point)

"This is just stupid fearmongering, we use bleach and vinegar to wash the floors all the time, OP is lying." (<- does not actually know what "vinegar" is, and is confusing the word for something else)

"Yeah this is true enough but also keep in mind that this kind of household cleaning product chlorine gas is too weak and unreliable to use for domestic terrorism purposes." (<- raises concerns, but potentially has a point)

Yeah, 409 and bleach will do that too. As a rule of thumb don't mix cleaning chemicals whenever possible. Chlorine gas really hurts and it takes at least a week to heal back to normal lung capacity afterwards.

babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear

wrote this about sensory issues but people relating because of hallucinations or tinnitus or anything else I am shaking your hand in solidarity if you are comfortable with that