🍪Today's Miku(??????) figure is:🍪

Lofthouse Blue Frosted Sugar Cookies 13.5 oz ver. (~1980)

Home Sweet Home, 2023 Oil on Canvas 30×24 inch

Water goblin

maybe…i Dont love titties….

april fool

i hate fun

april fools !!! look at these elephant watering cans

@notajerusalemcricket

Yes! Please keep your snails safe! (I would like to note that in my experience, some snails are too big to retract enough to stop sticking to the ground. However, take that with a grain of salt)

Keep that grain of salt away from the snails, you monster!!

oh my God i amnso sorry,,

I swear to God, if someone were to trap 2 million animals, deprive them of food and water, and kill 50,000 of them, the world would be shaken by this catastrophe and brutality.

What's happening is unbelievable, illogical. We are human beings... human beings!!

If we do not die from the occupation's bombing, we will die in the air Please help us and donate to our families here.

Imagine stroking it here

Damn bitch you live like this ?

Put my fuckass monolith in front of my bed and i jack off in front of it

My stupid fucking wife keep putting this stupiud obelisk in front of my tv i cant watch the fucking game

Who up playing with they obelisk

Do you think love could blossom in a place beyond space and time?

Im a creep

My wifes boyfriend is really annoying

I fucking hate it here

My hungry ass could never watch 2001 a space oddyssey

Smoking that shit that made 2000 one

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

A vile bauble of gods vanity

I cant be watchin food network this late im gettin hungry as fuck 🤣

Get high and think of me

WHISPER FOUL THINGS IN MY EAR YOU'RE BELOW ME MORON

Trying to slap my salami but this thundercunt of a walrus wont go the hell away

These dudes so pussy i jack off when i see em

My ancestors are proud of me. Could you say the same?

Can he die

AT THE END OF TIME IT FOLLOWS ME. IT FOLLOWS ME INTO DREAMS, MY NIGHTMARES, AND NOW OBLIVION. WHEN WILL IT END?

I be biting the chewy part of the cough drop to make my teeth a little sharper

My circle small but we crazy

This fucking sucks i wish i was in my room jerking off

Im tryna watch the towerfall but a bunch of gnomes built this fuckass wall to block the tele

I can imagine anything

The 2000 and one got me moving like an invasive species

this is a tumblr post i would reblog if i hadnt blocked emu for posting that stupid fucking monolith 1 billion times

These dudes so pussy i jack off when i see them

If I had a penis I would fuck the clay-rich soil of the riverbed

Im going to kill myself i cant tickly touch it anymore

Kyaaaa, trips over my shit and dies

I swear to god if emu makes any more monolith posts im gonna shit bricks

I wish my wife would leave so i can jack the fuck off

Would you rather have a gay son or thug daughter

Smoking that shit that made 2000 ten

Would

This pleasant gradient shows up at your front door

Fucking the thing at the mall

My wifes boyfriend keeps fucking up my goon cave with his weird fucking abstracts

Oh god i am so incredibly hard right now someone tell my exwife to leave the room

Holy Moly

Cross faded off some 2000 and ten

Im bitin the fart bubbles in the bath

Dave, holding it in will not make you higher.

Ohhhhh shit welcome to hell guys nut up or shut up aagggghh let it rain blood and bones

ohhh so the pain is forever and endless i get it now

Make a glory hole

That fucking monolith that I hate

Dear Heavenly Father, please send this cracker back to the factory. Amen.

Tryin to watch the game but my stupid bitch wife hasnt paid the bills

AWKWARD

gone to dame da soon i think im about to baka mi cry

maybe we could just push it over?

trying to do a cock hero but the heart in my floorboards keeps beating to damn loud and throwing me off 🤣🤣🤣

The dragon stood on the shore of the sea. And I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on its horns, and on each head a blasphemous name.

what if instead of 2001 a space odyssey it was 2000 and one a Freaky odyssey

everyones a critic

happy pride

another image of this fucking monolith with some bullshit written on it

what if trump was actually just really dedicated to the bit and at the old age of 87 years on his deathbed he says "HEAR MY MESSAGE, AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GREAT LAKE MICHIGAN LIES MY BOUNTY. I CALL OUT TO YOU ALL MY LOYAL PATRIOTS... SEARCH AND IT WILL BE YOURS!" and at the bottom is a chest containing a clay tablet that is dated back 1000 years that details the entirety of trumps life and afterwards to the discovery of the tablet

tch whatever....... i dont even care.......im just gonna go touch myself.....

sometimes i drink water like an alcoholic father

let it be known

babe i hear the icecream truck

buhg brigade hungry

I need some time to relax and bounce on dick.

Stay Hard. Unleash your creative vision. Embrace the struggle and create something extraordinary.

that beach feeling ❤️

this and some napkins

Hello this is your wife's boyfriend speaking

Were gonns get there late because im a lazy piece of shit and i dont want to leave bed

Thsbk you for understand

guys my weather app says the astral reckoning is tomorrow

XIAOHONGSHU‼️‼️

im so sick of this shit

ohhhhh thats why its 2001

fuck my life my flight just got delayed

a second 2000 just hit the one

cannot fucking play angry birds on a plane all i be thinking abt is tickling my pickle

oh no no no no, desire is the root of all evil girl

slaps my fat oily beer belly, hey girl's

it was a nightmare getting that thing through tsa

"2000 ten" sounds like frolic, a game one plays in their private garden. Now "2000 one", thats some hard work. Labor, probably marxist

whered the other one go

i'm... just so overjoyed i've had the opportunity to talk to all of you...! thank you all for having such a great "hi" with me!...!

anf... for the love of god...

When will it be my turn

edward teller can watch me jerk my shit

I think im. Yammered off the that.

Yameen. lol. Like the yerk. Perhaps

I think one of them was coughing up a hair ball

Dude. Fuck yes..

Oh well,,, I play the cards im given

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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literally the reason online discourse is Like That is cuz ppl havent found real problems yet

when ur pushing 30 and renting an apartment and reckoning with your health and future prospects ppl drawing pokemon porn becomes a lot less pressing of an issue

"you are one of gods strongest soldiers" i say, not even believing in either of those institutions

oh amen @obesecamels

@theshitpostcalligrapher hey I got a pretty solid one for ya if you haven't seen it already.

vibes

(ink: ferris wheel press, sugar and spite)

Gofuk Yasan kimono.   

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

in the vein of "he would not fucking say that": they would not be that well-hung

like, you expect me to believe they're packing a footlong schlong? they would be four and a half inches on a good day. deeply immersion-breaking