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Zig Dishing the Dirt

@zigdirty

Hey, all.
Thanks for visiting.
Just a collection of posts with comments and occasional diatribes, perhaps.
Keep it real and stay awesome, everyone.
Message me with any questions. (Male virgo born in 1990, for all those asking.)
The truth will set you free.
Change is inevitable. Embrace it.

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok

the mushroom thing started with a fucking shitpost where it ends with "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" "im not fucking scared of you!"

"op what does this mean" "decay is an extant form of life"

I KID YOU NOT

The Good Place memes always belong on this blog!

The Time Knife?!

where can I meet this guy’s wife

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How do these loser redit men get these incredibly talented and fascinating women lmao

THIS MAN’S GIRLFRIEND MADE HER OWN LOOM TO WEAVE PERIOD ACCURATE FABRIC AND HER ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND DIDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO LEARN THE NAME OF THE CLOTHES SHE WAS MAKING WITH IT HOLY SHIT I AM LIVID

Ooh I hope she leaves his ass

Holy shit, to all the badass ladydudes out there, you can do better than this garbage of a human being! I see women SO MUCH with guys that are just not good enough for them, why y'all ladies be settling like this?!

This woman melted down lead shot to make a loom and USE it, queen can be single just fine.

It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.

If the comments in this post didn't already elucidate, many of the people that "don't want the government spending money" also don't think taxes should exist. Like AT ALL. Basically, they're far too ignorant and selfish to realize that their heretofore cushy lives are because functional government maintains society.

They'll also be the most likely to bitch and least useful if anarchy ever does happen. Naturally.
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michelle buteau survival of the thickest that’s it that’s the post. you’re welcome

like it’s been so so so so fucking disappointing watching all these formerly body positive celebrities forget their whole ass lives the minute they get their chubby fingers on ozempic so like. thank you michelle buteau thank you melanie lynskey thank you jamie lee curtis thank you octavia spencer thank you to celebrities who just aren’t doing dumb shit because it’s trendy. i’m so so sick of it

This blog always reposts Survival of the Thickest posts. Such a GREAT show. And absolutely love Michelle Buteau.

Also season two just came out, it was bomb, go watch bye.

it is weird that celiac stuff has become part of the 'culture war'. because it's literally just a medical thing.... I get super anemic unless I cut a certain protein out of my diet, because it bulldozes the villi in my intestines. but if I post about it, right-wingers send me gore images. I guess you can't expect shitty people to be logical, but I've even heard lefty people make fun of gluten stuff, and it's like why are you mad about this??? why are you pissed off that I'm eating bread that doesn't taste as good so that I can have blood in my body? it's so morally neutral.

If you do see this ever, either online or in real life, distract them with old reliable: the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide!

Always works with morons, such an effective tool against them. Here's the link:

Some people do not realize that they are not alone on the planet

Don't move to Texas or live anywhere rural. All you hear from those fuckwits is how taxes are illegal and are somehow theft?

All selfishness aside, they don't seem to realize the government makes laws and also requires taxes.

Please call this recession the Trump Slump.

We need to put Trump's name on this.

if ever anything I wrote were to ever go viral, let it be this. Let everyone talk about the Trump Slump. I want to hear this term in the news.

I typically oppose using the actual name of the Carrot Criminal, but this is one of the few exceptions.

Welcome to the second, much worse, Trump Slump, all thanks to the US.

By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

As a Dungeon Master I nearly scrolled past this before my brain kicked my own ass and reminded me that I have tried looking up 'Blue Gemstones' at LEAST a dozen times in the last six months and never found anything this helpful.

I wish there was a sapphire color section, an opal color sections, and I'm missing the smoky topaz in the topaz section.

But this is definitely awesome and useful.
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