She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

When my hot wrestler wife leaves me

Oh wrong post

No stay in this space with me

I've always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl

And her beautiful sister Cosmopolitan

naming my daughter Rum &

hold on post canceled why the fuck did my keyboard recommend this emoji to me

Rum & The Eyeless One

Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

Me when I'm a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats

OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME

You know what you are so right... We have a bond, these 50 rats and I....

OH SHIT OH NO

WAIT

I CAN'T FEED THIS MANY RATS

Oh wait I'm a fuckin wizard lol

Yay :) Enough treats for everyone :)

Happy rat day to my most popular post ever

Me as an art critic: this piece really explores the… Misogyny of the artist 🤔

My NSFW Catgirls zine.

helene schjerfbeck (1862 - 1946)

instantly blocked this person because this is a crazy thing to say about one of the most renowned finnish female artists of all time

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

but what if

fucking spot the difference game

lottie is so kind <3

i like that we see ^_^ as a smile even though its mouth is totally straight. Its happiness is so radiant it need not smile to let us know!

STOP the fucking song and back it up to the start we didn't think about the right thing at the right time our head music video is all messed up what the fuck guys come on

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

This is for all you ladies out there.

the struggle is real

I have a trans man story about this.

Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s bathrooms. One time at the college the family bathroom was taken and so I went into the men’s room to do my business. I tried opening the little pad as quietly as I could manage, but the rustling and ripping sound still happened. I froze in silence because I didn’t know if the other guy in the men’s room heard it or not.

Then after a little bit of silence I hear…

“Who has a bag of chips?”

And in a panic I just whisper back to him “I’m not sharing.”

Then I hear a huff before he finished his business and left.

REBLOGGING FOR THE ABOVE

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top' is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top' is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back

additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you

useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)

This also helps writers so much

Oh come on you HAVE to include the footage.

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Love how he just sits down at the end like Harrumph. Hmm. Just defied the laws of physics. Guess that happened.

i love how the title is "human baseball player" . yknow, as opposed to all those non-human baseball players we have that double jump regularly

luigi mangione facing the death penalty just seems like a bad decision for america. so there's this guy that everyone loves and considers a hero, and we arrested him after very obviously planting fake evidence. and now we're going to subject him to an unfair trial and kill him at the end. there's no way anyone will be mad about that right

not now. mommys making a 0 note post