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Dead Clowns 2003
CURE FOR COULROPHOBIA: DAY THREE
The fact that this wasn’t made by high schoolers on summer vacation is actually shocking. I don’t know what I can say about Dead Clowns. Its complete lack of plot and abundance of lackluster zombie attack scenes gets grating in the first 20 minutes, but that’s the whole movie. I don’t like throwing around “worst movie ever” because it feels too exaggerated, but this is up there for me. The only silver lining is whatever cheap 2000s clown movie I’m watching next can only go up from here.
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Killjoy 2000
CURE FOR COULROPHOBIA: DAY TWO
Is Killjoy the worst Full Moon movie? I think you could make the argument for it. It’s not as desperate as the Barbie and Kendra series, disjointed as Blood Dolls, or tone deaf as Ragdoll, but it completely lacks charm. It’s crazy that this is from the same company that put out Head of the Family a few years earlier, because the production value from one film to the other is night and day. The best part of this franchise is Trent Haaga’s performance as the titular clown and he isn’t even playing him in this one. What a bummer man
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WNUF Halloween Special 2013
This movie hits the sweet spot of all of my niche interests. I was always destined to love this movie. I first saw The WNUF Halloween Special in 2014 when it was still relatively new and absolutely had a blast with it, and come every October it’s the movie I watch on Halloween night. John Carpenter’s Halloween is my October 30th movie. Trick ‘r’ Treat before that on the 29th. To me, this is the film that most captures what…
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Bubba Ho-tep 2002
Bruce Campbell fucking commits to the bit as an elderly Elvis Presley. He talks about adjusting to life as an old man without his fame and family and having a nasty growth on his dick with equal sincerity. Also he fights a cowboy mummy. Movies are beautiful.
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