My Heart Will Go On has to be one of the prettiest songs ever used in a film. Not even joking.
Titanic is an experience everyone should have at least once. More than an entertaining film in itself, it's a huge demonstration of labor, love, and sheer production value that defies its age. 28 years on, and it's still more of a spectacle than some modern films released today.
As for the story, well, there's a reason everyone knows all…
17 is actually a reference to the amount of times I checked my phone to see how long till the credits.
I was rooting so hard for this one. Even got an overpriced bag of chips to keep me company on that empty theater session. How hard can Bong Joon Ho miss, right? He already made Snowpiercer, so a dark comedy with social commentary is hardly out of his league.
He can miss. Hard. Mickey 17 is a deeply unfunny…
I bestow thee the title of worst horror movie I have ever been subjected to. And that is saying something, because the previous champion, 'Old', was so bad I vowed to never again watch any of Shyamalan's new works.
In 10 years, we will look back on this stream of horror movies seemingly made for TikTok teens as an embarrassing blemish on the genre, akin to the slew of piss-poor found footage back in the 2000s.
Cringe humor will not…
