_ellajean

_ellajean

Just here for gay shit and weird shit x

Favorite films

  • Blue Velvet
  • Showgirls
  • Anora
  • The Substance

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  • The Wedding Banquet

    ★★★★

  • Opus

    ★★

  • One of Them Days

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

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  • The Wedding Banquet

    The Wedding Banquet

    ★★★★

    Oh this was so fun!! Stupid, queer, millennial messiness expertly balanced by an engaging ensemble of undeniably charming characters.

    Pitch perfect rom com that is genuinely funny and touching without leaning too much on schmaltz or cringe. I laughed lots and actually got a bit choked up at points!

    And sorry but omg I think I’m actually in love with Lily Gladstone??? The slutty lil peak of armpit hair??? Seeing her in the flesh at this preview screening really solidified that I am farrrr goneeeeee 🔥

  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★

    A lot of promise here that sadly culminated in a bit of a messy, thin and toothless thriller.

    I think my main problem was the lack of rumination or ominous world building. Just creepy vibes from the off which ultimately made the puppet-like characters’ complacency feel irritating as fuck. That third act escalation was so expected that it sucked all the air out of any present or tangible threat.

    All that said, there was a cool concept here and I…

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  • Queer

    Queer

    ★★★★

    A diet of cum, cigarettes, tequila and heroin does a body good.

  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★½

    What a lovely day to be a misandrist with a blood lust!!!

    Beep boop is a rancid fucking pet name.