Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Dec 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

• 

  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Dec 2024

  The skeptic in me that fully expected this to be a self-important, overbudgeted, desperate, post-COVID Hollywood cash grab has been thoroughly humbled. This was awesome. Outstanding performances, set design, worldbuilding, characters, the whole package. It drags a little in parts (cuz they want to split this into two movies) but damn it’s impressive at its best. Huge credit to everyone in this movie, especially the actors and background dancers. Wicked (2024), I must apologize. I was not familiar with your game.

Popular reviews

• 

  The Smurfs 2011

  ★★ Added 11

  Ok but the "I Kissed A Smurf And I Liked It" joke doesn't work because Smurfette is the only girl in Smurf village which means Smurfs are objectively incapable of being lesbians but then again how would romance and procreation work the Smurfs are all men unless the Smurfs all date each other and are one big gay tribe but that doesn't fit the reference because Katy Perry's song is about girls kissing girls not boys kissing boys especially since…

• 

  The Mitchells vs. the Machines 2021

  ★★★★★ Added

  This is exactly the kind of movie I would make and I loved every fucking second of it.