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alyssaceline

Favorite films

  • Frances Ha
  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning
  • Cha Cha Real Smooth
  • Mr. Bachmann and His Class

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  • The Equalizer

    ★★★

  • Dude Bro Party Massacre III

    ★★★½

  • Snowpiercer

    ★★★★

  • Malcolm X

    ★★★★½

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  • The Equalizer

    The Equalizer

    ★★★

    Look at Denzel and his special skills!!! His propensity to  time his whoop ass before whooping said ass really gets me. Epitome of cool! And—because this is a journal—extra special treat to watch this snuggled up on Michelle’s couch and delight in her not remembering the plot/big scenes and questioning “Have I actually not seen this before?” B/c honestly what’s better—rewatching Bob McCall be a quiet lil reader and also take down the Russian mafia? Or getting to watch Bob McCall do his thing for the first time?

  • Dude Bro Party Massacre III

    Dude Bro Party Massacre III

    ★★★½

    what a ruckus!! really enjoyed all the campy artifice, story nesting (quick recap of I and II! commercials!!), and camera work. silly and whacky, sure, but honestly a real aesthetic feast.

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★½

    I watched this upon a solo excursion to the Cedar Lee Theater in Cleveland while on a work trip. I was drinking wine and munching on popcorn, reclined with my feet up, gazing at an itty bitty screen (everything’s smaller in the CLE?). I was content (see wine and popcorn and feet up) and lonely (Day 10 on the road) and wired (I’m always just sorta buzzing when away from home) and this movie is probably always going to exist…

  • Mission: Impossible III

    Mission: Impossible III

    ★★★

    for a MI fan girl new to the party (and watching these basically in reverse) this was a wee too serious for me. but check you out Our Lord and Savior Tom on the sub 4-minute mile yeeehaawww

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