Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Boondock Saints 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  A blazing pace and fiery passions swept me as a viewer into this world through in-your-face y2k editing and just an insane plot… that feels more or less realistic. Is Boston really this fucked up?

  Reminded me of Children of God and more recently Kneecaps, but this had its own distinct flavor. 

  This is like the prize possession of a crime-movie-loving DVD collector…(think Nick Frost in Hot Fuzz) nostalgic in the best way possible. Like an appetizer for The Departed.

  Irish af, and very clearly sends a message about vigilantism… scary or not this is such good entertainment 

  Five bags 
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  Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Compared to Eggers version this felt like the Master Blaster ride at Schlitterbahn 

  No restraint on anything, all the paint is thrown at the wall. And some of it is awesome and some of it gaudy, like a high-budget haunted house

  Fun though, it’s like an 80s movie made in the 90s

  Bring some popcorn and sweets to this one

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Had strong Okja energy, which isn’t a bad thing, but it’s also not my fav energy from Bong. I like his darker, more serious stuff.

  This movie almost has all the elements of a kids sci-fi blockbuster— zany creatures and characters, an over-the-top villain that has a showdown with the hero in the final act, weird green screen, etc 

  But it’s defs rated R and features some of Bong’s signature physicality and sensory-filling action sequences, he’s obviously a master with…

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  Crossing Delancey 1988

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  It’s the Jewish Moonstruck, and it’s v cute.

  NYC looks amazing here, I miss a world with no phones. Everything was more romantic and when you went out for a walk, it was just you!

  What happened to our aesthetics… cause we all know the cutest clothes available today are from vintage/thrift stores. I’m tired of cool, bring back cute.