ash rocketship

ash rocketship

writer! enthusiast! ash-hole! a soft bitch who likes happy endings. never let the motherfuckers get you down 🚀

Favorite films

  • Clerks
  • Empire Records
  • Romeo + Juliet
  • Scream

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  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

  • Quiz Show

  • Buffaloed

  • Trap

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  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

    i can't imagine being a lotr obsessed person having spent almost ten years with that avatar sadness disease after return of the king and however many of those years also jacked up on anticipation for this, doing a midnight show with all your little lotr nerd friends, hyped af in the theater and then what runs is a badly paced dwarf musical where everyone's costume/makeup has the gravity of fat bastard and the emotional complexity (down to the bathos!) of…

  • Quiz Show

    Quiz Show

    i remember this movie being SUCH a big deal when i was a kid and i also remember being like, baffled by the idea of political intrigue or whatever concept i had of that kind of thing about a GAME SHOW of all things, but they were right!! shit was intriguing!!

    everybody is doing so much in this movie but in a way that makes it feel so of both the era it was made and also the era it…

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  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    i have never in my life seen a movie where the discourse/critical conversation seems to exist on an entirely different plane than the one where the movie does. this was... THIS was what the internet has been non-stop discussing and arguing about for like six months to the point that i had to mute complete strangers that kept ending up in front of me? T H I S ? ? ? this isn't even a MOVIE, it's a film school…

  • The Wedding Singer

    The Wedding Singer

    still funny, still romantic, and were it not for the very of the time point-and-laughs at gender nonconformity it'd be about as perfect as a romcom gets. i remember seeing it in theaters and loving it and watching it plenty since but i can't believe how much funnier the "somebody kill me" scene is than i remembered

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