Austin Kloewer

Austin Kloewer

Self-acclaimed below-average film critic. Unashamed lover of rats with a chef’s instinct & early 2000’s Hugh Grant.

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  • Conclave

    ★★★

  • The Wild Robot

    ★★★½

  • Oppenheimer

    ★★★★½

  • Perfect Days

    ★★★★★

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  • The Wild Robot

    The Wild Robot

    ★★★½

    Fun watch w/ Glory!

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★½

    Better the second time. Star studded cast. Felt like I understood the plot better take two. Cillian is a dawg— so well done.

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  • Ratatouille

    Ratatouille

    ★★★★★

    Top tier. Masterpiece. None like it. 

    Current Friday Matinee w/ Glory rankings:

    1. Ratatouille
    2. Moana
    3. How To Train Your Dragon
    4. Frozen
    5. Rio
    6. Tangled

  • Past Lives

    Past Lives

    ★★★★

    Hae Sung… Arthur… the final scene = v good, the 12 year old crybaby cries in her husband’s arms. That’s good stuff.

    Current 2024 Oscar’s Rankings:
    1. Oppenheimer
    2. The Holdovers
    3. Barbie
    4. Past Lives
    5. Spider Man: Across the Spider-Verse

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