What a tacky, emotionally unaware tiny piece of garbage. Considering Gladiator 1 is a top 10 movie of all time for me, I went in with zero expectations. I didn’t need anything from this! Similar to eating at an establishment like Chilis- I went to enjoy reheated substance to simply fill me up. But you know what? This movie couldn’t even get on the level of Chilis! I walked away sick, and I walked away sad.
Cheap idea with the…
Easy on the eyes, hard on the mood. I started on the mountain top of cool, and ended in a pit of dull sadness. 2 hours ago I pulled up marketplace to buy myself a bike, now I’ve crashed and burned into being content with my beat up Lexus…
Why?
Because I’m not as cool as Tom Hardy. I’m not as hot as Austin Butler. And I certainly don’t want to pretend like I’m hard just to buy friends and…
What a an emotionally confusing episode of Star Wars! I know I don’t “know what I’m talking about” when it comes to Dune, so take my words with a grain of salt. But here’s what I think about this movie: it was super melodramatic, and kinda resembled what I would think a skrillex concert to be like. Stuff would be happening, it’d be losing me, then the beat drops and it gets me back. What I’m saying is- I can’t…
HOHO BABY here we go! Vroom vroom! I chose to watch this tonight, inspired by two things: 1- my friend Chandler just went to the Fast9 premier by himself bc of his love for the franchise, and 2- I believe my cat, Marta, might actually be a dude which changes a lot of things…
That said, what better way to initiate (potential dude) Marta into the brotherhood than with some serious testosterone and NOS!? This movie was everything it was…
