Greg

Greg

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  • The Descendants
  • Daisies
  • The Trial
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  • Lisa Frankenstein

    ★★

  • Nowhere

    ★★★★★

  • Wicked

    ★★★

  • The Descendants

    ★★★★★

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  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★

    Incredibly overhyped, but it was fine. Musicals are always difficult for me outside of a performance theater, so I didn’t have the highest hopes. Erivo has been on my radar since Bad Times at El Royale and I’m so very glad she’s getting her flowers. I figured Grande would be bland, and she actually surprised me! Yeoh could have been absolutely marvelous here, and in my opinion, kind of fell flat? 
    Songs are decent, but the pacing between leaves a…

  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★

    If I wanted to be held against my will by a rambling atheist I’d hang out with my friends on a drunken Friday night. I’m getting tired of these kinds of films that try too hard with very little material. This is just another “iteration” of an iteration and frankly, we deserved Lana’s Get Free in the 3rd act.

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  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★★★★★

    After viewing, I’ve added the below list as things I will fear in the near future:
    Dark rooms
    Weird handwriting
    Mouth clicks
    Brownies with nuts
    Car rides
    Awkward dinner conversations
    Red lights
    Tree houses 
    Conversational strangers
    My own Grandmother

    I prepared for this screening, knowing full well one of my best friends would need me to stay the night with her afterward. Her fear and anxiety turned out fine, mine however... I felt shaken and uneasy for 2 plus hours…

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

    If there isn’t a best actor duel on stage between Dafoe and Pattinson, I’ll eat my fucking shoe. 
    A fucking joy ride, mates. I ate every second of this up. My boyfriend hated it, but so it is. 

    A tale of a crusty old prune and a young buck finding his legging as a wickie. What starts as cautionary folklore, transcends to extreme madness at sea. The cinematography dripping in piss and shit; the score booming at every waves’ crash. The best of lines referring to the defecation of rare meat. What isn’t to love? WHAT.