Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

  ★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  It only just occurred to me that this movie has two minor character duos that exist solely for comic relief. You usually see just one.

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  Venom 2018

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  "Ouch, that hertz"
  -Riot, probably

Popular reviews

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  Godzilla 1998

  ★★★ Rewatched 01 Oct 2024 1

  This movie captures everything that makes Roland Emmerich so compellingly bad as a director, and why we love him. It's a cascade of stereotypes and Americanism and sums up his approach to movie-making in the most perfect way possible when Matthew Broderick asks what's up with all the gum.

  "It makes us look more American."

  The dude loves cinema. His movies draw such audaciously apparent inspiration from what he perceives as classics (especially Spielberg, which is also seen here), but…

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Sep 2024 1

  Ever since a couple days ago when I commented that Dennis Quaid and Sam Neill look kinda similar, I cannot stop watching horror movies that have one of the two of them in it. They are the two best Scream Queens I've ever seen.
  Come to think of it, how can we be sure Dennis Quaid isn't actually the Substance version of Sam Neill?
  Now I know what you're saying. "Bdbd, that makes no goddamn sense, Dennis Quaid is still…

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