Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spring Breakers 2012

  ★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  vexed but intrigued

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  Excalibur 1981

  ★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  sometimes a film is both a really ambitious, surreal concept and bad

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Jul 2023

  if I was some lame film reviewer I’d say that this movie is good bc cognitive dissonance of existing as a women is like consumerism movie or some bs like that, but I don’t have to prove myself to you! I love this movie! my mom cried, my dad cried (then pretended he didn’t and said the movie was “okay”), I cried Way Too Much and you cannot take this away from me this is My Movie 💗💗💗

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  Pride and Prejudice and Zombies 2016

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Feb 2023

  very sexy of them to give women knives. sexual tension thru fight scenes??? when he cuts the corset and her boobs go foosh?!? also there were zombies or something idk

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