Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Steven Soderbergh dares to ask the question: what if Mr. & Mrs. Smith was PAINFULLY BORING??

  There was a guy near the front row of my theater who was snoring at MAX volume for like 30 straight minutes (a third of this movie’s runtime) and I think that perfectly represents the viewing experience of this literal snooze-fest.

  Believe it or not, there actually is a way to make a good and engaging slow-burn spy thriller starring Michael Fassbender, and if you need tips on how, just ask David Fincher.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Was not expecting Pattinson to whip out the Batman voice for this one lmao. Also can’t tell if Mark Ruffalo was a bigger hilarious weirdo asshole in this or in Poor Things… 

  Anyway, this movie has The Sauce 🤌🏻

Popular reviews

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Jul 2024

  Did not expect the credits to get me in the feels but damn….. 

  We are so fucking back

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  The Fall Guy 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 08 May 2024

  Call me lactose intolerant the way I can’t handle that much cheese. Still had a fun enough time though. MetalStorm literally looks like a movie Tugg Speedman would star in.

  Hopefully this is the final push the Academy needs to get a Best Stunts category in there.

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