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Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Watched with Greg while reading David Hume’s Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Pattinson’s shoulders and cheeks looking different for each Mickey, his falling down the stairs, dressing Naomi Ackie and seeing her off to work, printer stutters, creeper puppy noises.

Popular reviews

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  Eyes Wide Shut Masks 2014

  Watched 21 Aug 2019

  The mask Tom Cruise wore was based on the maskmaker's ex-girlfriend's face.

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  Wildwood, NJ 1994

  Watched 26 Aug 2018

  There's a witch with a bucks county accent in the first 5 minutes