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Too Hot to Handle 1960
“The Pink Flamingo Cut” —
The narrative and focus seem totally scattered, but that might just be because of all the extra restored bits added back in. A bit anticlimactic, too.
It’s funny because it seems like Mansfield’s best acting moments were cut from the American version along with all the burlesque stuff.
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I Saw the TV Glow 2024
Existential, meta, extra queer, and painfully telling of the millennial experience. This movie is extremely my shit.
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The Car: Road to Revenge 2019
This may not be the movie for everyone, but it was absolutely the movie for me. I've been a fan of director G.J. Echternkamp's brand of satirical sci-fi dystopia since his last film, DEATH RACE 2050. While this one is played a little more straight, it's still weird and wild and over-the-top.
I feel like a lot of the initial negative reviews are because people aren't given the movie they expect from a decades-later-sequel to a forgettable horror flick. What…
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The Adventures of Captain Zoom in Outer Space 1995
It turns out I'd watched this film as a kid and had forgotten about it, so I remembered certain scenes as they were happening. That's always a weird sensation...
Anyways, this was a fun little mishmash of Army of Darkness and Galaxy Quest. Ron Perlman was great, as can be expected.
The thing I appreciated most was the ginchy, gee-whiz, bright-eyed earnestness of this production. It's a throwback to Captain Video shows and Flash Gordon serials, but even when the old-timey protagonist is thrust into the more modern story, things don't turn snide or cynical or anything else I expected from a mid-90s TV pilot.
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