Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  No notes. Thrilled and loved. The final scene was orgasmic

  Cfp - 588

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Camp.

  Undeniably, Bong joon ho. This is basically America in space starring donald trump and elon musk. Glad that Bong Joon-ho and Robert Pattinson can j fuck around and do silly things ig. 

  I think this was personally too real and worrying for me to lean into the satirical campiness of it all. And Pattinson is too much of a person to me to be convinced by his acting. All of me not liking this is my fault basically.

  Cfp - 432

Popular reviews

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  Oldboy 2003

  ½ Watched 10 Feb 2024

  sick in the head twisted disgusting hentai sicko
  and i watched it with my DAD. end me

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  The Substance 2024

  ★½ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  Things I liked:
  • the eggs
  • the pre-date dysmorphia scene

  Things I disliked:
  • everything else

  Overproduced, under edited (sound and film), overacted, and too referential (saw, the shining, etc)

  Cfp - 321