Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The First Omen 2024

  ½ Watched 07 Jun 2024

  Watching this movie was about as predictable as knowing Monday comes every week.

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  Gargantuan 1992

  ★★★★ Added

  Find you a man that sings to you like he sings to his lil average newt.

Popular reviews

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  Begotten 1989

  ★★★★ Added

  Watch it with your children they will love it

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  Marriage Story 2019

  ½ Added

  For people who want the EASY MODE version of "Possession" or "Scenes from a Marriage". It's getting ONE STAR only cause of Adam Driver's hair.

  Two really really really rich famous pretty people get mad, talk really fast and hit a wall once. The married pretty people divorce and the worst case scenario is someone is gonna have to move out and live in a *GASP* different pent house and have to buy NEW SHEETS *FUCK*. Also fuck their kid gets TWO HALLOWEENS and then the kid GETS MAD about it! what the hell actually fuck that this is getting 1/2 a star.

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