Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Orozco the Embalmer 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  A heart warming, holiday classic. Great for the whole family

• 

  Phantom Thread 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Feb 2025

  Might objectively be the best romantic comedy of all time. Every moment is either a passive aggressive masterclass or truer to deep admiration than anything before it. Shot like a painting the entire runtime. Who the fuck else is SHOOTING, writing, and directing their movies simultaneously at this level!?!?!? PTA BIIOTCH

Popular reviews

• 

  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 May 2023

  Holy hell. Genius metaphorical masterpiece about the greatest sin imaginable is to see yourself as the victim of your own life.

  A hilarious, fatal love letter to bravery and what a life would be like if you let every fear control your every decision and existence. 

  The layers are truly endless with this one. Can’t wait to see again to make the puzzle pieces even sharper. 

  My favorite Ari Aster movie

• 

  The Fall of the House of Usher 2023

  ★★ Watched 19 Oct 2023

  Made it through two episodes….

  Annoyingly gaudy and clinical. Only performances worth noting are from the veterans Mary Mcdonell  and Bruce Greenwood, and still they lack dimension. Cowardly, cliched art direction. I swear Flanagan is just the queer, pointlessly erotic extension of Disney+ programming, it’s like he requires a Pantone Skintone guide out for every other god forsaken scene and if two peoples skin is even a shade too similar he hires the next amateurish actor to fill the quota. …

Following