Conor

Conor

Every film I watch is about a four star film

Favorite films

  • Inception
  • Parasite
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • West Side Story

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  • Down with Love

    ★★★★★

  • Foe

    ★½

  • Bullet Train

    ★★

  • Petrol

    ★½

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  • Down with Love

    Down with Love

    ★★★★★

    this is like a classic romcom with 60's musical production design with Shakespearen level plotting and dramatic irony I love it

  • Foe

    Foe

    ★½

    - Only 20 minutes in but the Lighting Director can fuck right off

    40 minutes in and so many thoughts, which I'll try and rank from important to trivial:
    - the premise of this film is so dumb why is it just a given that one person from a marriage goes up but they can't make space for two people? Why is this just accepted? Wtf
    - this film is like high concept low budget but terrible
    - it might…

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  • Petrol

    Petrol

    ★½

    I take no pleasure in writing negative words on a local Melbourne film, but I need to channel my frustration somewhere.

    Petrol is a bland wishy-washy incoherent slog of a film. The writing is my biggest grievance, from the atrocious dialogue to the muddled mess of half baked ideas mixed together.
    If there is a plot, barely any scenes actually advance it. Unexplained relationships, underdeveloped characters, and a cringey depiction of Melbourne's inner north. At the heart of it, the…

  • The Spy Gone North

    The Spy Gone North

    ★★★★

    What people don’t say is that there’s a love story here too
    Man I wish I knew more about Korea
    And goddamn I’d pay money to watch just that dance scene again