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Minority Report 2002
“I’m thinking someone got away with murder.”
precogs can **ONLY** see murder because there’s nothing more destructive to the metaphysical fabric that binds us than the untimely murder of one human being by another, and also ways to make cops trip and fall down mid-chase because lol
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Babes 2024
“Best case scenario: I work and then I die while the kids are happy and healthy.”
tbh the zodiac killer seemed like a genuinely great obgyn
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Hundreds of Beavers 2022
“J’accuse!”
lawyer beaver was handed an unwinnable case but still gave it his all.
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 2005
“Juuuuunior”
Huge fumble from Voldemort. Maybe the single biggest upset in sports history.
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