Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sing Sing 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  “And I still don’t understand time travel.”

  that audition montage was the most joy I’ve felt watching a movie maybe ever.

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  Minority Report 2002

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  “I’m thinking someone got away with murder.”

  precogs can **ONLY** see murder because there’s nothing more destructive to the metaphysical fabric that binds us than the untimely murder of one human being by another, and also ways to make cops trip and fall down mid-chase because lol

Popular reviews

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  Hundreds of Beavers 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Nov 2024

  “J’accuse!”

  lawyer beaver was handed an unwinnable case but still gave it his all.

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  Babes 2024

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  “Best case scenario: I work and then I die while the kids are happy and healthy.”

  tbh the zodiac killer seemed like a genuinely great obgyn