Crampsam

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Staunch defender of Freddy Got Fingered

Favorite films

  • The Blues Brothers
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Thing
  • Inside Llewyn Davis

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  • Dogtown and Z-Boys

    ★★★½

  • No Hard Feelings

    ★★★½

  • The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle

  • Wayne's World

    ★★★★

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  • Dogtown and Z-Boys

    Dogtown and Z-Boys

    ★★★½

    90 minutes of guys bein dudes, soundtracked by some of the sickest classic rock jams. Just block your ears during the Ted Nugent songs.

  • No Hard Feelings

    No Hard Feelings

    ★★★½

    Surprisingly good commentary on gentrification in the “Jennifer Lawrence attempts to fuck a teenager” movie.

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★

    A movie where the central concept is so needlessly complicated and self important that a character literally tells us “don’t try to understand it.”

    So much time is spent explaining the convoluted story and rules of the universe that barely any time is spent on the characters who are all totally boring.

    Lacked a lot of style and felt way too clean if that makes sense. There’s only so many times I can watch a shot in reverse before it…

  • MH370: The Plane That Disappeared

    MH370: The Plane That Disappeared

    Literally just three straight hours of baseless speculation. A bunch of boring journalists who think they know what happened better than entire teams of rescuers and oceanographers.

    One woman says that she analysed satellite images and says she saw the planes nose in the South China Sea. How does she know it’s the nose cone? She doesn’t explain. What are her credentials? She’s a hobbyist photographer, so apparently that makes her qualified to identify pieces of broken up airplane in…