Staunch defender of Freddy Got Fingered
Favorite films
Recent activity
AllRecent reviews
More-
Dogtown and Z-Boys 2001
90 minutes of guys bein dudes, soundtracked by some of the sickest classic rock jams. Just block your ears during the Ted Nugent songs.
Translated from by -
No Hard Feelings 2023
Surprisingly good commentary on gentrification in the “Jennifer Lawrence attempts to fuck a teenager” movie.
Translated from by
Popular reviews
More-
Tenet 2020
A movie where the central concept is so needlessly complicated and self important that a character literally tells us “don’t try to understand it.”
So much time is spent explaining the convoluted story and rules of the universe that barely any time is spent on the characters who are all totally boring.
Lacked a lot of style and felt way too clean if that makes sense. There’s only so many times I can watch a shot in reverse before it…
Translated from by -
MH370: The Plane That Disappeared 2023
Literally just three straight hours of baseless speculation. A bunch of boring journalists who think they know what happened better than entire teams of rescuers and oceanographers.
One woman says that she analysed satellite images and says she saw the planes nose in the South China Sea. How does she know it’s the nose cone? She doesn’t explain. What are her credentials? She’s a hobbyist photographer, so apparently that makes her qualified to identify pieces of broken up airplane in…
Translated from by