Crysistina

Crysistina

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I eat hamburgers and fight orcs and pretend to fly on bicycles for a living

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Diebuster: The Movie
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Mad Max: Fury Road

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  • Zu Warriors

    ★★★★★

  • The Monkey King

    ½

  • Highlander: Endgame

    ½

  • Oscar

    ½

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  • Zu Warriors

    Zu Warriors 2001

    ★★★★★ Added

    Never let anybody tell you this movie isn't a masterpiece.

  • The Monkey King

    The Monkey King 2014

    ½ Added

    Special FX rendered on a Playstation One 32 bit graphic engine.
    Just in case you were wondering what a whole movie would look like if it was all just the special FX from the ending of the Spawn movie. Painful. My eyes will never forgive me.

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  • Bleach

    Bleach 2018

    ★★ Added

    It's FINE as a surface adaptation.
    But it captures none of Bleach's style, which is the whole point of the freaking show.

  • Oscar

    Oscar 1991

    ½ Added

    I remember my parents renting this at the cottage and forcing me to watch it. I should sue them.

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