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Favorite films

  • Singin' in the Rain
  • Rear Window
  • What's Up, Doc?
  • Valley of the Dolls

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  • Mephisto

    ★★★★½

  • Soldier of Orange

    ★★★½

  • The Garden of the Finzi-Continis

    ★★★★½

  • Investigation of a Citizen Above Suspicion

    ★★★

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  • The Hand of God

    The Hand of God

    The one thing that worked for me, albeit not in any way the filmmaker intended...the relationship between Fabietto and the bearish Armando played by Biagio Manna (who's got a full beard in most of his pictures on Instagram 🥵).

    Though they are both vehemently heterosexual characters, there's a vibe there that reminded me of several similar situations in my youth of crushes on older guys where absolutely nothing happened but one-sided attraction. I would've had such a big crush on…

  • The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming!

    The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming!

    One star for Gromolsky being a total babe.

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  • The Paul Lynde Halloween Special

    The Paul Lynde Halloween Special

    Pure Lovecraftian horror.

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ½

    #RepresentationMatters*

    *Does not apply to gays.**

    **But we totally want to protect trans kids. Did you see that sticker in the background? Look at all the good we do. It feels so good to make a difference. #ally

    So brave.

    Slightly better than the first for me with a few interesting plot developments and various art styles that make for some visually dazzling sequences (the opening had me hopeful). But the central message of the movie that "It's all possible"…

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  • The Tin Drum

    The Tin Drum

    ½

    *high-pitch screams until the TV screen shatters*

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ½

    Me: Why are titties up in my face in a love story between two men?

    (Later on...)

    *pans to foliage*

    Me: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

    ...

    Okay, now that I've got that off my chest, I have much bigger issues with this film than that. I have one issue that's been mentioned in a few publications, but each time it's with a questionable timeline by people who either seem to have not lived through 1983 or don't have access to a search engine.…