Week 10: Mar. 5-Mar. 11
Cannon Group Week
I understand that the original plan for this was to be a 2-hour, black and white rock opera featuring characters called GIBSON, PEARL, and FENDER.
Release the Pyun cut because no way that’s more boring than this. Keep the crucifix scene, though, obvs.
Week 9: Feb. 26-Mar. 4
Keith David Week
This movie had something to say, but didn’t really say it very well. The characters were really poorly drawn and some probably decent young actors (and Keith actual David) were hung out to dry by some pretty woeful writing.
Ending was shite, and all.
ShudderWeen Day 27/31
A.k.a The Hostel of 1,000 Corpses
Apart from setting realistic expectations for the peak male body/cock size this movie didn’t do anything remotely as interesting as I’m sure it thought it did.
Week 15: Apr. 9-Apr. 15
Biker Movie Week
Over the years of CMC, and chatting to likeminded chums such as @redneckstomp (you should be able to @ people on here), there’s a few things that I’ve realised I truly treasure in a movie:
Fred Williamson (tick), Italian movies shamelessly ripping off popular movies (tick), hilariously unambitious futuristic timelines (tick).
That’s not all this movie has, though: The only Italian movie ever made not to cast John Saxon as a detective,…
