Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Blastfighter 1984

  ★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2023

  If you never rode west of the Arizona border
  You can turn the other way, boy
  But you never get far
  You'll be living a lie
  If you wanna see the wonders of the age
  You must follow the evening star

  Evening star
  Shine a little Heaven on a stranger with no dream
  Where you are
  You can see the loneliness I mean
  And if I gotta fight
  I can never play somebody else's game
  I can follow the evening…

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  White Fire 1984

  ★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2023

  If you want your Fred Williamson films to be chock full of incest then this is the film for you ig

Popular reviews

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  Clash of the Titans 2010

  ★★★★ Rewatched 12 May 2021

  Oi what’s the matter with everyone? Don’t any of you like fun? Don’t any of you like cgi bits and bobs and scorpion shields and monster men? The kraken looks a LITTLE BIT like Roland Emmerich’s Godzilla, OH WELL, FUCKING YOLO. Ralph Fiennes loves floating about doesn’t he? He floats about a lot in Harry Potter if I recall correctly. The Djinn was a boss. Ya miserable bastards. At the very least meet me down the park, look me square in the eye and tell me this isn’t better than love, actually.

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  The Kindred 1987

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Oct 2022

  That death/transformation scene is up there with the arm from curse 2: the bite in shit from films that proper greens me out

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