Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Went in expecting this to be the Boys rip off. Happy it wasn’t. Pretty funny.

   Although it was a lil too gruesome for me. Like, I new he couldn’t feel pain but for fucks sake.. If you got a weak tum tum look out.

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★½ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  How does a movie with a $180 million dollar budget have worse effects than a CW show?

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Aug 2023 1

  Ken’s Mojo Dojo Casa House sounds so fucking rad. 

  Genuinely funny. Not a big music number guy, but they nailed that aspect of the movie. Waited for all the hype to sort of die down before watching and was pleasantly surprised at how good this was. 

  Margot top 2 not 2

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 09 May 2024 3

  Ape. Together. Strong. 

  
  The story was a little rushed, but that didn’t stop it from being a good movie. I don’t feel like I did myself a disservice by not rewatching the other movies prior. Four movies is a lot in a series, and this one did a decent job of keeping the story fresh. Gotta run the other films back to decide where I rank this one.

  Screaming RIP Caesar