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Night Ripper 1986
A great little SOV slasher fueled by a fun synth soundtrack. It’s your classic tale of models getting murdered by some unknown killer… but this one has a twist!!!
Some people may talk shit, but they probably like big budget superhero movies and hate fun.
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Upsidedown Cross 2014
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This was easily the tamest Hellfire movie I’ve seen. Turns out I watched an edited version. (Like listening to Nirvana’s “Rave Me”.) I’m awaiting the OG disc and I will update the review. Luckily the core of my review will remain. I’m sure the added exploitation will fill me with warm and fuzzy feelings!
David Yow was fantastic and unhinged as he channeled the ever-present Christian rage and religious absurdity that comes with blindly believing in something despite any real…
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Halloween III: Season of the Witch 1982
Wonderful John Carpenter movie, horrible Halloween franchise movie. I would have kept that arm though… for basement stuff.
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