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  2001 Maniacs 2005

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy this in parts, but this really is a great representation of why everyone my age who isn’t a horror fan thinks horror films are bad. The oversaturated cheap sets matched with bad acting and a cameo by Eli Roth himself all screaming 2005. Robert Englund steals the show, and is easily the best part but even he can’t make the cast of characters surrounding him anything other than planks of wood…

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  God this went hard. It’s so damn hot, it makes James Bonds attempts at romance look like an excel tutorial in comparison.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Jul 2024

  Hail Satan!

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  Metallica: Some Kind of Monster 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Feb 2025 2

  I was feeling beat up by work today so I really wanted some comfort food. Some Kind of Monster is my comfort food. We are all Kirk, sat between two middle aged warring egos confused and likely stoned as the biggest metal band on the planet decide that St Anger should be over 7 minutes long. It’s absolutely wild to see these giants squeeze every ounce they have into songs that are genuinely difficult to listen to. It’s a perfect music documentary.

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