John

John

stupid movies suck

Currently giving .5 star ratings to signify abandoned

Favorite films

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • An Elephant Sitting Still
  • Secrets & Lies
  • The Double Life of Véronique

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  • Seven Samurai

    ★★★★★

  • National Lampoon's Vacation

  • A Touch of Zen

  • Come Drink with Me

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  • Bird

    Bird

    ★★★★★

    What is a Bird if not a RATCATCHER

    Commented on how excellent the soundtrack was, didn’t realize until the credits it was Burial!

  • Twelve Monkeys

    Twelve Monkeys

    ½

    Psych institute portion should’ve been one quick scene. Even my parents don’t want to finish this

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  • State and Main

    State and Main

    ½

    All these stars and no sky

  • Convergence

    Convergence

    I gave up on this after thirty minutes. My sister and her gf had both listed it in the #1 spot of their favorite films watched in 2020. Nothing was compelling for me, and I risked offending my sister to tell her this. It turns out they intended to write "Coherence" (2013 Directed by James Ward Byrkit) in the number one spot. Different movie.

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