I watch movies. Some of them are good, some of them are bad. A lot of them I haven't seen yet.
Favorite films
Recent activity
AllRecent reviews
More-
The Substance 2024
Quite possibly the most David Cronenberg movie that wasn't made by David Cronenberg.
A great movie, first and foremost.
Both Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley are fantastic.
Also nice to see Dennis Quaid isn't playing some weird predator, but just a fucking idiot.
Now, I can see where people are coming from when they have said this was a bit longer than it needed to be. In this day and age, I get why it's so long but on the…
Translated from by -
Green Street Hooligans 2005
While I've just reviewed Football Factory, I'll also talk about this absolute belter.
Charlie Hunnam may be the only man I've seen who is an actual British man, failing to do portray a Cockney accent that sounds like an American do a Cockney accent. I don't know how that works but that's exactly how it sounds.
There's actual footage of football in this. Although I will take points away for the fact that West Ham are playing Birmingham in the…
Translated from by
Popular reviews
More-
V/H/S: Viral 2014
This is the worst entry to the franchise as of now, not even debatable. It is however, still a fun watch. Justin Benson & Aaron Moorhead's segment alone is enough to endure this. The sub-plot is awful. Hopefully V/H/S 94 will be a return to form for this otherwise fantastic Horror Anthology series.
Translated from by -
The Lighthouse 2019
I love how Thomas shows the only bit of upset emotion during the time he's being berated for his cooking for a solid minute or so.
Another movie that could have many meanings and all plausible narratives fit nicely.
Both Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattison are absolutely amazing in this. Pattinson wanted to make something weird and he sure as shit did that.
Shot with 35mm film in a boxy aspect ratio, I've come away knowing the Eggers knew any…
Translated from by
