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The Peanut Butter Falcon 2019
One of the most enjoyable I’ve seen in a good while
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The Substance 2024
-Weirdest movie I’ve ever seen. Stranger Things x Black Swan x a Gollum spinoff with a touch of the Call on Me music video
-that said, giving it the stars because solid themes. Think you could take it a couple different ways. Appreciating true beauty and staying off the hard drugs are my personal two takeaways
-justice for Fred. The clan of 90-year old shareholder men made me laugh too
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The Shape of Water 2017
In the spirit of transparency, I have admittedly never seen The Shape of Water. Nor will I. This movie looks like absolute trash, not sure which studio ever had the dimwit brains to green light this disaster from start to finish. How do you even pitch that to a studio head? Hey, “wanna give me tens and tens millions to film a movie about a guy falling in love with a mermaid? And to top it off we’re gonna talk…
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