Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Jan 2024 1

  Godzilla rules

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  American Psycho 2000

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Dec 2023

  Good movie, shite ending regardless of how you interpret it

Popular reviews

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2022 2

  All you shmucks see the name Batman and give it 5 stars immediately. The acting was great and I enjoyed the soundtrack. This little Paul Dano character has got it going on. My dear friend Charles Doran also pointed out the adeptness of the cinematography and lighting. It was quite rare my mind wandered to other things throughout the whole 3 hours so that’s good.

  But a lot of this movie felt reused from the previous films. The message, the…

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  Jumanji: The Next Level 2019

  ★½ Rewatched 18 Jul 2021 2

  This movie also sucks egg, not as bad as Delivery Man, but still some pretty big eggs. So many quality actors and such little laughter it’s unbelievable. The fact that Teddy Barbe enjoyed this movie is a pretty good indicator it’s terrible, he also thought Jack and Jill was a great movie. C’mon Ted you’re better than this.

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