Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Shrouds 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025 3

  Ballard-maxxing. Greatest film made since Adachi’s Revolution+1. I’m glad real people are starting to see this so we can fix that rating curve

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  Grand Theft Hamlet 2024

  ★ Watched 21 Feb 2025 2

  DNF. Phil Solomon was making films in GTA like 15 years ago get this unfunny British YouTube video off my tv please lmfao god. People paid money to see this in theaters

Popular reviews

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  Cry Macho 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Sep 2021 3

  A movie about Clint Eastwood taking naps. Falling asleep in front of sunsets and disappearing into darkness. Less a “final film” and more of a perspective change

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  Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom 1975

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2020

  Taika Waititi‘s house