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Recent reviews

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  Chelsea Walls 2001

  ★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Confirmation that Ethan Hawke is a modern idiot like the rest of us (complimentary).

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  Casa de los Babys 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  This is what White Lotus thinks it's doing.

Popular reviews

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  The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone 1961

  ★★ Watched 27 Dec 2021

  This must be the accent Jared Leto studied for House of Gucci.

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  Désirée 1954

  ★★★ Watched 11 Dec 2023

  Apparently Brando hated this film and put little to no effort into it but he still does a better job than Joaquin Phoenix at depicting Napoleon as an offputting weirdo who was still somehow irresistible, but that may just be because he was an offputting weirdo who was still somehow irresistible.

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