Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Show Pony 2022

  ★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  feel like pure shit, just want my severed office family back

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  Definitely, Maybe 2008

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025 1

  put this on and i can't believe that i'm agreeing with a ryan reynolds character on politics. whatever. i'm in love with rachel weisz

Popular reviews

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  The Untamed 2019

  Rewatched 14 Apr 2021 16

  trying to explain the untamed is impossible. episode one is borderline unwatchable. it's unbelievably bad. by episode five you're ready to lay down your life for wei wuxian. the cgi is worse than something from the '90s. it's both an emotional romantic drama about war and morality... and an episode of buzzfeed unsolved but with a gaggle of adopted teens. it's childhood trauma. it's love. it's manipulation tactics. it's a spectacular collection of thirty-inch lace fronts. it's a masterwork in character writing. good luck thinking about anything else ever again

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  The Garden of Words 2013

  ★½ Watched 14 Dec 2019 7

  makoto shinkai: isn't the city pretty? the sky? the trees?
  me: omg wow yes
  makoto shinkai: and the atmosphere? the rain? these feet?
  me: wait uh--
  makoto shinkai: this pedophilia?
  me, closing the tab faster than the speed of light: