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  The Firemen's Ball 1967

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  oh? poshlost is such a uniquely russian concept that it outright rejects any attempt at translation? well then what's this here in my váček

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  Bringing Up Baby 1938

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  I also look pretty good in a robe & recently became a father to a very large cat, if any heiresses are reading this right now

Popular reviews

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  Tombstone 1993

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Jan 2021 1

  When Potter Stewart penned his now-famous 1964 Supreme Court decision eschewing a technical definition of pornography to simply state "I know it when I see it," he was, in fact, talking about Val Kilmer's performance as Doc Holliday.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  I think you gotta be more sexually transgressive than this if you're doing a dracula in 2024. the eggers treatment reads as a slightly panicked brown study about what your wife was up to on the apps before meeting you, which might be an interesting angle if they'd been willing to get a lot weirder with it. half star added for correctly depicting the demeter with two fore-and-aft rigged masts. half star deducted for setting it in a place called "germany" in the year of our lord 18and38.

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