geeseteeth

geeseteeth

i'm all about conversation pits and i HATE conversations on level ground

Favorite films

  • Allegro non troppo
  • Martin
  • Creep 2
  • A Gnome Named Gnorm

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  • Welcome to the Space Show

    ★★★½

  • Megalopolis

  • Valor's Kids

    ★★★★★

  • The Banana Splits Movie

    ★★

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  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    the spiritual successor of spy kids 5

  • Valor's Kids

    Valor's Kids

    ★★★★★

    There aren't many movies that have made me say "oh, damnation!" out loud, but this is one of them. The fight scenes are animated beautifully, and have the quality of either your MMORPG lagging or else the way a bug twitches after you step on it. The eponymous Valor's Kids, three of whom are completely unaccounted for, have demonic and grotesque physical forms but Valor's wife is a total smokeshow. The dialogue is honestly inspired. 10/10

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  • How to Build a Better Boy

    How to Build a Better Boy

    ★½

    could have built a cooler boy maybe they should have given him an eyebrow slit or something

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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